Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Cylon Invasion: Your Neatly Organized Life is About to Get Astrologically Rearranged!"

The next Virgo will start in 53 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 19 days, at Friday, 21 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 27 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 99 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 9 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Full moon is currently 13.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Alright Virgo, let's see what the stars have in store for you today! With the full moon at 13.5 days old, she's practically a teenager and we all know how unpredictable teenagers can be, right? Just like Quark's bar on a Saturday night, there's plenty of drama and tension in the air. So buckle up, because your typically orderly world might feel a bit like navigating through a wormhole. Your ruling planet Mercury is doing the cha-cha with Mars, which could either mean you're about to discover a new alien life form or you're just going to be feeling super passionate about organizing your sock drawer. Either way, it's going to be riveting. Communication is your strong point, Virgo, but remember that time when Odo tried to explain the concept of shifting to Jake and it just didn't click? That's you right now. Your message may not translate exactly as you intend, so be patient and don't morph into a raging Targ. Now, I don't want to sound alarmist, but with the moon in its current phase, you might want to avoid any Cardassian delicacies, especially if they look anything like Gagh. Stick with replicator food for a while, okay? In conclusion, Virgo, this lunar cycle could be a bit like a holo-suite adventure: full of thrills, unexpected twists, and lessons to learn. So grab your phaser, put on your most comfortable Starfleet uniform, and boldly go where no Virgo has gone before! #VirgoVoyages #FullMoonFollies #WormholeWonders #StarfleetHoroscopes

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.07.2023 07:52:01 (vir-02-07-2023)