Virgo Report

"Virgo's Forecast: Get Your Astro-mops Ready, Stellar Clean-up in Progress!"

The next Virgo will start in 140 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 24 days, at Sunday, 30 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 114 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 186 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 96 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Full moon is currently 14.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, Virgo Earthlings! It's your favorite space nerd, Sam Bell, back with another dose of cosmic hilarity from the #MoonBaseOfLaughter. Strap on your moon boots, 'cause we're taking a lunar vacation to unravel your horoscope! As the 14.9-day-old Full Moon beams in like an interstellar disco ball, it's time for you, dear Virgo, to find balance between the quirkiness of your inner hippie and the methodical madness of your nerdy side. Channel your inner #NerdHippie, and let's get this party started! This lunar cycle is all about embracing the wonderful weirdness that makes you, well... you! So why not let your nerd flag fly high? Whether it's perfecting that Pokémon collection, binge-watching your favorite sci-fi series, or doing some backyard stargazing with your telescope, dive into your passions headfirst! #GeekingOutVirgoStyle But hold up, my cosmic comrades! The Full Moon also brings out the flower child in you. So while you're busy conquering the universe with your intellectual prowess, don't forget to take a breather and connect with Mother Earth. Plant a tree, hug a stranger (but only if they're cool with it), or just dance around in your living room to the grooviest tunes you can find. #HippieVibesForDays Remember, dear Virgo, the universe loves a good chuckle, and so do I! So keep shining brightly as you navigate this cosmic carnival, and remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. After all, life's too short not to have a giggle or two. Stay groovy, Virgo, and may the stars continue to bless you with their cosmic comedy. Until next time, this is your Astro-Nerd Sam Bell, signing off from the #MoonBaseOfLaughter! 🌕✌️🤓

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