By The Chip Witch on Friday, 07 July 2023
Category: Virgo

Virgo Report

"Attention all Virgos: Mercury isn't in retrograde, it's just stuck in traffic! Expect some cosmic congestion on your journey to self-discovery!"

The next Virgo will start in 48 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 14 days, at Friday, 21 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 22 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 94 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 4 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Well, hello there, Virgo! Right now, the Waning Gibbous moon is 19.2 days old, which is almost as old as that leftover pizza slice you keep telling yourself you're going to eat. I mean come on, your practicality is admirable but seriously, just order a new one. This moon phase is all about self-reflection, letting go, and deep healing. Just like when you finally admit that your pet cactus, Bruce, doesn't really need another googly eye. But hey, don't let me stifle your creativity! Maybe Bruce is into the cyclops look. This period is also fantastic for cleaning up your space. And by cleaning, I don't mean shoving everything under your bed or into your closet. I'm talking about a deep, thorough clean. You might even find that missing sock you've been looking for since 2007. The stars are aligning in a way that encourages you to use your analytical skills, and I know how much you love that! It's like solving a complex equation or finally figuring out how to assemble that Ikea furniture. But remember, Virgo, the universe has a sense of humor too. So don't take everything too seriously. After all, it's not rocket science... or is it? #WaningGibbousVibes #VirgoLife #RocketScienceHumor #CosmicIkeaFurniture

#Virgo

SignToday Is Posting: 07.07.2023 07:52:01 (vir-07-07-2023)

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