Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde or Just Late to the Intergalactic Party? Planetary Punctuality Out the Window!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 5 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 31 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings my Virgo friends. Now, I don't mean to freak you out, but Mercury is doing its moonwalk across your celestial neighborhood. Yep, it's retrograding right in your backyard! But hey, let's not panic, okay? Gear up your retro rockets and prepare for some cosmic backtracking. Like that time when you accidentally wore two different colored socks to work? Yeah, expect more of that. Emails might vanish mysteriously into the digital abyss and your GPS might decide you’re in the middle of the Pacific when you're just trying to get to the grocery store. Remember, this is Mercury’s way of saying: slow down, you move too fast. Like a science experiment gone awry, this phase is going to shake things up. Embrace the chaos, my friend. After all, it’s only through disruption that we learn to see the world anew. Meanwhile, that Third Quarter moon? It's as old as the Earth itself - give or take 23.5 days. It's hanging in the sky, playing hard to get. Don't let it fool you though. It's still there, watching over us, making sure we don't stumble in the dark. Or at least providing a little bit of light for when we inevitably do. So, my dear Virgos, embrace the retrograde. Let your nerdy flag fly. Use this time to review, reevaluate, and revise. And maybe, just maybe, remember to laugh at the cosmic joke that is life. #VirgoVibes #MercuryRetrogradeMadness #MoonlightMeditations #EmbraceTheChaos #NerdyAstrologer Remember, you are made of stardust. So shine on, you crazy diamond.

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-08-09-2023)