Virgo Report

"Virgo's Forecast: When Mercury Retrogrades, We May Not Be Able to Beam You Up, But We Can Surely Help You Laugh It Off!"

The next Virgo will start in 196 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 15 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 168 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 178 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The New moon is currently 28.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hello, Virgo, my favorite astrological nitpickers! Brace yourself because the universe has some serious geeky gossips to spill. Now, I know you've probably been as productive as a Roomba in a room full of stairs, but fear not! We're currently 28.8 days into this new moon cycle (who's counting? I am, because SCIENCE). So, just like a freshly updated software, it's time for a cosmic reboot. The upcoming full moon is scheduled for a grand entrance on 24th February 2024, at precisely 12:31:19 (set your alarm folks!). Now, I know what you're thinking, "Is this full moon going to be like that one time I tried to bake bread and ended up summoning the dough monster from Ghostbusters?" Well, not exactly, my dear Virgo. This full moon will illuminate your hidden ambitions. So, whether you've been pondering about starting that DIY tie-dye business or writing the next best-selling sci-fi novel, now is the time to channel your inner Spock and make it so! But remember, Virgo, balance is key. Too much work can turn you into a grumpy Wookiee. So, don't forget to take a moment, breathe, and maybe watch an episode (or five) of Star Trek. Relaxation is the yin to your productivity yang. In the love department, things are about to get as exciting as finding water on Mars! Expect surprising confessions of love or unexpected texts from exes (yeah, you know the one who claimed they were abducted by aliens and lost your number? That one). So, gear up, Virgo! It's time to boldly go where no Virgo has gone before! Remember, the stars might be billions of years old, but they still know how to party. #VirgoVoyager #MoonMagic #StarTrekkingThroughTheStars #CosmicChaos #AlienExes #ScienceAndSpiritualityMix

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.02.2024 07:52:01 (vir-09-02-2024)