By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 09 August 2023
Category: Virgo

Virgo Report

"Virgo, Alert! Your Inner Nerd is Set to Align with Uranus: Expect Sudden Urge to Organize Star Trek Marathon!"

The next Virgo will start in 15 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 8 days, at Thursday, 17 August, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 61 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Well, Virgo, buckle up for a cosmic joyride through the celestial superhighway because Mercury and Mars have set up their intergalactic tent in your sign. Imagine them as two quirky flatmates in the spaceship of your soul. Mars, the fiery, over-caffeinated energy drink enthusiast and Mercury, the smooth-talking communicator with a penchant for crossword puzzles. Firstly, with Mercury in Virgo, you’re essentially having a conversation with yourself. Kind of like Gollum, but without the unfortunate ring obsession. Your mind is sharp, and your words carry weight, so be careful not to stutter when you're out there solving the Universe's mysteries. (Hashtag: #CosmicCrossword) As for Mars, brace yourself for an adrenaline rush. Mars in Virgo is like a nerd who's just found a limited edition comic book - wildly enthusiastic and detailed to the extreme. It's time to channel this energy into your goals, whether they be quantum physics or perfecting that vegan lasagna recipe. (Hashtag: #EnergeticNerdAlert) Now, let's talk about the Third Quarter Moon, 23 days old and still sassy as ever. This moon phase is all about release, like a hippie at a garage sale. Time to bid adieu to things that no longer serve you. Old grudges? Chuck them! Negative self-talk? Into the bin! That hideous sweater from Aunt Marge? Well, maybe keep that for Christmas parties. (Hashtag: #CosmicClearOut) So, Virgo, it's time to don your metaphorical lab coat, embrace your inner nerd, and prepare for a fascinating journey through this cosmic cocktail of celestial happenings. Remember, we're all just stardust floating in an infinite playground. Keep shining, you crazy diamond! (Hashtag: #StardustSwagger) P.S. Don't forget to hydrate. Even astrologers need to drink water. (Hashtag: #H2OhYeah)

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.08.2023 07:52:01 (vir-09-08-2023)

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