Virgo Report

"RoboCop Predicts: Virgo Will Tidy Up the Galaxy, One Planet at a Time - Mars, You're Next!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 4 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 30 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, my Virgo compatriots! The stars are chattering like hyperactive squirrels on caffeine, and they've got a thing or two to say about you! Now, with Mercury in retrograde, you might be feeling a bit like you're walking backwards on a treadmill while juggling flaming torches. But fear not! This is simply the universe's way of reminding you to slow down, review, and revise. So, if your teleporter malfunctions and sends you back to last Thursday, don't panic. Just enjoy the rerun and make better choices this time around. The Waning Crescent moon, currently 24.4 days old, is in the "been there, done that" phase. Old Moon is sipping on some cosmic chamomile tea, asking us to reflect, rest, and recharge. So, if you're feeling as drained as a smartphone after a day of non-stop selfie snapping, it's perfectly okay. Remember, Virgo, chaos is just the universe’s way of saying, "Surprise!" Embrace the unpredictable. Dance with the unexpected. And if all else fails, remember that even black holes can't suck up laughter! Stay whimsical, Virgo. Because life is too mysterious to take too seriously, and in the grand cosmic joke, you're the punchline! #VirgoVibes #MercuryRetrograde #CosmicChaos #Nerdstrology #SpaceHippie #StarSurprises

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-09-09-2023)