Virgo Report

"Virgo's Voyage into the Vortex: A Galactic Goo of Cosmic Conundrums and Astral Anomalies Unveiled!"

The next Virgo will start in 45 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 11 days, at Friday, 21 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 19 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 91 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo tomorrow, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Alrighty, Virgo! Time to tighten up your space cowboy boots and let's get this celestial rodeo started! With the Third Quarter moon being 22.4 days old, it's much like that leftover pizza in the fridge – it's still good, but you really should've eaten it while it was fresh! Now, let’s talk about the stars. They're sending you all kinds of signals, like a cosmic Morse code. So, grab your trusty decoder ring and let's decipher what they're saying! First off, with Mars doing its little jig in your work sector, you might find yourself with the energy of a caffeinated squirrel. Use that hyperactive Martian spirit to your advantage. Power through your tasks like a spaceship at warp speed. But remember, even Captain Mal had to take a break sometimes, so don't forget to chill out with a cup of cosmic tea. Meanwhile, Saturn is hanging out in your house of creativity, meaning it's time to let your inner Wash fly! Those dinosaurs on your dashboard aren’t going to play by themselves, so get imaginative and let loose. Who knows, you might even come up with a new game, like "Calvinball in Space!" As for love? Venus is doing a slow dance in your romance sector. If you're single, get ready for some serious heart-eye emoji vibes. If you're already hitched, it's time to turn up the heat, cook some noodles, and recreate that iconic Lady and the Tramp scene. Yes, you may look ridiculous, but hey, love is supposed to be silly and sweet! Now, go on and conquer your day, Virgo! And remember, no power in the 'verse can stop you! #VirgoVibes #CosmicRodeo #FireflyAstrology #StellarSatire #SpaceCowboyWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.07.2023 07:52:01 (vir-10-07-2023)