Virgo Report

"Virgo Vortex: Unleash Your Inner Nerd, Organize the Chaos, and Save the Universe...Again!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 3 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 29 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Ah, Virgo, my dear, precise, and sometimes overly-analytical friend. Let's talk about your horoscope, shall we? Today, Mercury is in retrograde, smack dab in your sign. Now, I understand if this makes you want to crawl under your neatly-made bed and wait for it to pass - life can be tough when the universe decides to throw a spanner in the works. But fear not! As the great Douglas Adams once wrote, "Don't Panic." This Mercury retrograde is like a universal software update; it might make your life glitchy and slow for a while, but eventually, it'll iron out those pesky bugs and improve your operating system. Now, the waning crescent moon, currently at a sprightly 25.3 days old, is adding an extra dash of introspection into the mix. You may find yourself considering life's big questions, like why we're here, the meaning of existence, or even why that one sock always seems to disappear from the laundry. As for the next full moon on September 29th at precisely 9:58:21 (and yes, the seconds matter), it's a good time to recharge and take stock of your life. If you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could even try a moonlit dance in the living room. Just remember to draw the curtains, unless you want the neighbors to join in. So, Virgo, brace yourself for an interesting ride through the cosmos. Keep your towels handy and remember - no matter what the planets throw at you, there's always tea. Or in your case, perhaps a meticulously brewed, precisely measured cup of chamomile. #VirgoVibes #MercuryRetrograde #DontPanic #DouglasAdamsAstrology #LostSockPhenomenon #MoonDance

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-10-09-2023)