Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Mercury's Not in Retrograde, But Your Laundry Might Be!"

The next Virgo will start in 13 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 6 days, at Thursday, 17 August, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 59 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

"Engage!" I declare, as I gaze upon the celestial map. The stars are aligning for you, Virgo, in a way that would make even Data raise an eyebrow. Mercury, your ruling planet, has docked in your home sign. You can expect to be filled with the intellectual prowess of Wesley Crusher solving a warp core breach on a Tuesday. But be wary, too much logical processing may turn you into a regular Mr. Spock. Remember, it's okay to feel, even in the vacuum of space. Mars, the red planet, is also in Virgo. This means your energy levels are going to be higher than Scotty's blood pressure when Captain Kirk asks for 'more power'. Use this energy wisely, don't exhaust your dilithium crystals on unnecessary battles. As for our moon, she's a waning crescent, 24.9 days old. Much like Picard's bald head, she's not as full as she once was, but still shining bright. This phase signifies a time of release and surrender, much like finally admitting that yes, Riker's beard is indeed, quite fetching. In conclusion, no need for a red alert, Virgo. Your starship is running at full impulse power and you're ready to explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations, and boldly go where no one has gone before. Just remember to keep those shields up! Hashtags: #StarTrekHoroscopes #VirgoVoyages #MercuryInVirgo #MarsInVirgo #WaningCrescentMoon #MakeItSo

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.08.2023 07:52:01 (vir-11-08-2023)