Virgo Report

"Virgo's Planetary Conga Line Extravaganza: When Mercury Retrogrades, Just Dance Like No Earthling Is Watching!"

The next Virgo will start in 134 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 18 days, at Sunday, 30 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 108 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 180 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 90 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my fellow Virgo earthlings! As the Third Quarter moon reaches a ripe old age of 21 days, I must say it's been quite the celestial adventure. Now, as we embark on another out-of-this-world week, let's channel our inner Dana Scully and get ready to investigate the mysteries of the universe. 🌌🔍 First up, your logical and analytical side will be in full force this week, making you feel like you're on the set of The X Files. Keep an eye out for any unexplained phenomena, but remember, fellow Virgos, sometimes the truth is even stranger than fiction. 👽📁 As an earth sign, you'll be craving some grounding energy. Why not take a break from solving otherworldly cases and spend some time in nature? Connect with Mother Earth - and maybe even Mulder - as you recharge those cosmic batteries. 🌳🌎💚 Communication will also be key this week, so don't hesitate to reach out to your fellow alien investigators. Who knows, you might just uncover some conspiracy theories together! Just remember to keep it light-hearted and know when to laugh at yourself. After all, we're all just tiny specks in this vast universe, so why not enjoy the ride? 📞🤣✨ Keep your phasers set to stun, and your heart set on love, Virgo. You never know when you'll encounter a new extraterrestrial ally, or perhaps even a new romantic interest. So open your heart and blast off into the unknown. 💘👾🚀 Here's to a week of intergalactic exploration, my fellow Virgo stargazers. May the truth be with you! 🌟 #VirgoHoroscope #DanaScullyStyle #TheXFiles #ThirdQuarterMoon #TruthIsOutThere #AlienInvestigators #GroundingEnergy #IntergalacticLove

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