Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold onto your pocket protectors! A Cosmic Caffeine Overload is Brewing in the Stars!"

The next Virgo will start in 314 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 24 days, at Tuesday, 07 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 286 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus is currently in Virgo

The New moon is currently 29.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Alright, Virgo, buckle up because the celestial shenanigans are about to kick into high gear with Venus taking a cosmic vacation in your sign. Might as well call it "Venus in Virgo-ville" or "Viva Virgo Vegas," right? (#VenusInVirgoVille #VivaVirgoVegas) First off, let's talk about this new moon. It's older than the last meme you shared, sitting at a ripe old age of 29.1 days. So, if you've been feeling like an emotional yo-yo lately, don't worry, it's not just that extra shot of espresso in your latte. It's the moon pulling your heartstrings like a puppet master. (#OldMoonNewFeels) Now, on to Venus. This lovely planet has decided to set up shop in your sign, which is like a cosmic endorsement for all things related to love and relationships. Imagine if Cupid had a laser-guided bow and arrow - that's you right now. Precision in passion, my friend. Whether you're single, coupled up, or somewhere in between, expect some significant developments in your love life. (#LoveLaserGuided) And don't forget about that upcoming full moon on October 28th, 2023. It's going to illuminate your world at exactly 20:24:27. I know, I know, who gets that precise? Well, we do, Virgo, because we're nerds like that. This full moon is your celestial spotlight, so get ready for your close-up. Use that lunar limelight to showcase your talents, your dreams, your hopes. Heck, even your cat's new trick could use a bit of moonlit magic. (#MoonlitMagic) So there you have it, Virgo. Remember, you're not just a sign - you're a cosmic event in human form. Embrace the chaos, dance with the stars, and let love lead the way. (#CosmicEventInHumanForm) Until next time, may the stars keep you stumbling towards enlightenment...or at least towards the fridge for another slice of leftover pizza. (#StumblingTowardsEnlightenment #PizzaAstrology)

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.10.2023 07:52:01 (vir-14-10-2023)