Virgo Report

"Virgo: Time to Engage Warp Drive on Organizing Those Sock Drawers, or Are We Stuck in a Temporal Anomaly Again?"

The next Virgo will start in 39 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 5 days, at Friday, 21 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 13 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 85 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Virgo! This isn't the Matrix, but I'm seeing some serious red pill, blue pill energy in your chart. Mars is chilling in your sign right now like a Neo wannabe, adding a dash of cyberpunk flair to your already analytical and meticulous life. You, Virgo, are like the Oracle of your own Matrix, always striving for perfection, and with Mars as your Morpheus, you're about to kick some major Agent Smith butt! Now, don't freak out, but the New Moon is practically as old as the expired cookie the Oracle offered Neo. 28.2 days to be exact. It's not quite "déjà vu cat" old, but it's getting there. But hey, it's just another reminder to refresh, renew, and maybe do a defrag on your personal hard drive. Speaking of moons, the next Full Moon is coming up faster than a call from the Architect. Mark it in your calendar, 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023, and remember, in the grand cosmic system, we're all just a bunch of 1s and 0s trying to make sense of this crazy, beautiful world. So, grab your trench coat, put on your sunglasses, and get ready to bend the rules of your reality, Virgo. Remember, "There is no spoon." #MatrixHoroscope #MarsInVirgo #NeoVibes #AgentSmithBusters #OracleAdvice #TheMoonIsTheOne #FullMoonCountdown #ThereIsNoSpoon

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.07.2023 07:52:02 (vir-16-07-2023)