Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Clean Your Cosmic Room as Mercury Retrogrades and Star Dust Gets Everywhere!"

The next Virgo will start in 281 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 18 days, at Monday, 04 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 253 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 263 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello, Virgo! Take a deep breath, and let's dive into the cosmic soup of your life. The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3 days old, just like that leftover pizza in your fridge. You might be tempted to eat it, but remember, the moon is waxing, not waning. And if my calculations are correct (and they always are, I mean, come on, I am an astrologer), this means it's time for growth and new beginnings, not food poisoning. So, toss out the old and bring in the fresh... both in your fridge and in your life. Mercury, your ruling planet, is doing its celestial dance, and as a result, the universe is conspiring to give you a superpower, and it's not the ability to eat expired food without getting sick. No, it's the power of clear communication. Use it wisely. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility, so don't use it to argue about who would win in a fight between Spock and Darth Vader. Your love life is looking brighter than a supernova. If you're single, it’s like you've been wearing the one ring and suddenly turned invisible to all potential partners. But fear not, fellow hobbit! The universe has heard your pleas and is sending someone who can see past your invisibility cloak… or whatever mystic garment you prefer. If you're already hitched, you’re about to enter a period where you and your partner will understand each other even better than you understand the ending of Inception. In your work life, remember that just like Schrödinger's cat, until you open the box, all possibilities exist. Don't be afraid to take risks. They could lead to success, failure, or a quantum superposition of both. You'll never know unless you make your move. Stay groovy, Virgo, and remember, you're the star in your own cosmic journey. May the force (of the planets) be with you. Hashtags: #VirgoVibes #AstrologyWithATwist #Nerdstrology #CosmicComedy #SchrödingersCat #StarTrekVsStarWars #LOTR #InceptionEnding #WaxingCrescentMoon #MercuryDance

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.11.2023 07:52:01 (vir-16-11-2023)