Virgo Report

"Virgo's Vortex of Tidiness: Timey-Wimey Planetary Alignments to Unravel the Messy Mysteries of Your Cosmic Closet!"

The next Virgo will start in 99 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 10 days, at Saturday, 27 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 73 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 145 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 55 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, all you Virgo-anauts out there in the cosmic galaxy of life! I'm your friendly neighborhood astrologer, Michael Garibaldi (no relation to the Babylon 5 guy, but hey, who's counting?). As our current lunar roommate, Mr. Waning Crescent, is looking a little slimmer at the ripe old age of 27.2 days, I thought it'd be groovy to share some far-out wisdom for my fellow Earth-loving, detail-oriented Virgos. Now, while the next full moon won't be making its grand entrance until precisely 3:43:56 on June 4th, 2023 (set your clocks, folks!), that doesn't mean you're destined for a cosmic bummer. Au contraire, dear Virgos! The universe has a few tricks up its asteroid belt just for you. During this lunar phase, it's time for you to embrace your quirky perfectionism and let it shine like the supernova you are. With the Waning Crescent reminding us that everything has a cycle, maybe you should take a chill pill and let go of that spreadsheet detailing the optimal number of granola bars to consume per day. Your body will thank you, and your friends might stop calling you the "Nutrition Overlord" behind your back. Oh, and speaking of friendships, don't be surprised if you find yourself as the gravitational center of your social solar system. You have a natural ability to bring order to chaos, and with the state of the universe these days (I mean, have you seen the news?), you're just the cosmic superhero we need! So, my marvelous Virgo friends, grab your lab coats, telescopes, and crystals, and ride the celestial waves of this Waning Crescent moon with nerdy glee. Embrace your inner scientist-slash-hippie, and may the cosmic force be with you! #VirgoVoyagers #WaningCrescentWisdom #NerdyAstrology #OutOfThisWorldFriendships

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.05.2023 07:52:01 (vir-17-05-2023)