Virgo Report

"Virgo, These ARE the Stars You're Looking For: A Galactic Forecast Guided by Your Inner Jedi Peace, Love, and Quantum Entanglements"

The next Virgo will start in 98 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 9 days, at Saturday, 27 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 72 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 144 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 54 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Virgo! With the New Moon at a ripe ol' age of 28.2 days, it's older than the cheese on my last pizza. As the next Full Moon approaches on June 4th at precisely 3:43:56 (you know us nerdy astrologers love that accuracy), get ready for a cosmic rollercoaster that'll make the Nostromo look like a Sunday drive in space. This month, you'll be channeling your inner Ellen Ripley—strong, resilient, and always prepared to kick some alien butt (or life's challenges, whatever comes first). But remember, just like Ripley's compassion for Jonesy the cat, don't forget to show some love to the furballs in your life. They might just be your trusty sidekicks in the battles ahead. As the Full Moon rises, you'll feel the urge to declutter your spaceship—I mean, living space. Embrace your inner Marie Kondo meets Alien vibes and say "hasta la vista" to anything that doesn't bring you joy or help slay metaphorical extraterrestrials. Embrace your analytical Virgo mind as you navigate through uncharted galaxies this month. Your attention to detail will not only help you avoid any facehuggers lurking in the shadows, but it'll also assist you in making stellar decisions in your career and relationships. And finally, Virgo, don't forget to have some fun. Just because you're out there kicking butt and taking names doesn't mean you can't indulge in a little hippie dance party under the stars. After all, work hard, play harder, right? Buckle up and enjoy the ride, Virgo. This month is bound to be one wild cosmic adventure! 🚀🌕🌟 #VirgoHoroscope #EllenRipleyStyle #AlienAdventures #NewMoonShenanigans #FullMoonParty #SpaceCleanup #HippieDanceOff

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.05.2023 07:52:01 (vir-18-05-2023)