Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Align Your Chakras and Sort Your Socks: A Cosmic Tidy-Up is on the Horizon!"

The next Virgo will start in 279 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 16 days, at Monday, 04 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 251 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 261 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, fellow earthlings! Let's talk about you, my dear Virgos. The Waxing Crescent moon is 5.1 days old, which in astrological terms means it's just a baby, but it’s already causing more drama than a season finale of Game of Thrones! Virgos, you analytical, perfectionist beings, you're going to feel like a brand new computer chip this week: super efficient, full of potential, and slightly afraid of magnets. The universe is installing new software into your spiritual hard drives, so get ready for some unexpected rebooting. As Mercury (your ruling planet, not the stuff in thermometers) is doing its cosmic dance, you might find yourself drawn towards organizing things. And by things, I mean everything, from your sock drawer to the existential questions of life. You might even alphabetize your spices or sort your books by color. Yeah, it's that kind of week. Hashtag #ColorCoordinatedChaos In the realm of love, you'll be as charming as a quantum physicist explaining string theory at a dinner party. In other words, people will be utterly fascinated by you, even if they don't understand half of what you're saying. Your challenge: Be patient with those who don't get your need for precision and order. Remember, not everyone has an internal GPS calibrated to the North Star. This week, it's important to remember that life is not a science experiment, even if you wish you could control all the variables. Embrace the chaos and let your inner hippie shine! So, Virgos, your mantra for this cosmic cycle is: "I am the master of my fate, the captain of my sock drawer." May the stars guide you, may your spreadsheets balance, and may your Wi-Fi never falter. Hashtag #VirgoVibes #CosmicCaptain #SockDrawerSensei Until next time, Star-Gazers!

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.11.2023 07:52:01 (vir-18-11-2023)