Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde Begs You to Untangle Those Headphones and Organize Your Comic Book Collection, Stat!"

The next Virgo will start in 278 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 15 days, at Monday, 04 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 250 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 260 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Ahoy, Virgos! As the First Quarter moon is cruising at a spry 6.2 days old, it’s time to buckle up for an intergalactic journey of self-discovery! Remember, you're not just a Virgo, but a Vir-glow in the cosmos. Your analytical nature is as sharp as a Vorlon's wit - no small feat, if I do say so myself! As the moon swells, expect your desire to tidy up your spaceship, or I mean, living room, to reach warp speed. I hope you’ve got your phasers set to ‘organize’. #OutOfThisWorldClean And don't forget about your health, you're no good to us if you're not in tip-top shape, and remember, even in hyperspace, celery still has zero calories! #HealthIsWealthInSpace For those of you seeking love, let's just say there's a certain Martian who's caught your eye. Don't be afraid to communicate, Virgos. Your words can bridge galaxies and make hearts orbit around you. Your love life could be as exciting as an episode of "Interstellar Love Triangle". #MartianCrush Your work life, ah well, that's like navigating an asteroid field these days. But fear not, you've got the strategic mind of a Minbari, a steady hand, and a heart as brave as a Narn. You may encounter some space debris, but you’re equipped to handle it with finesse. #WorkLifeAsteroids Remember, Virgo, you are made of stardust, capable of lighting up the darkest corners of the universe. So strap on those moon boots, flip your hair back and say, “I am a Virgo, hear me roar...or at least, hear me offer insightful commentary about the socio-political implications of Babylon 5.” #StardustVirgo Stay stellar, my friends!

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.11.2023 07:52:02 (vir-19-11-2023)