Virgo Report

"Virgo Vibes: It's Time to Clean Up Your Life... and Maybe Your Room Too, Picasso!"

The next Virgo will start in 35 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo tomorrow, at Friday, 21 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 9 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 81 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Oh, Virgo! The celestial stars have unfolded their divine plan yet again, and it looks like they've taken a leaf out of Blake's 7's manual for cosmic chaos. You know, the one with all the plot twists. Right now, Mars is bunking with you like a college roommate who won't stop eating your gluten-free, non-GMO, organic chips. It's disruptive, but also kind of fun, right? #MarsInVirgo #CosmicRoommate This Martian cohabitation brings an invigorating energy that's bound to kickstart some new ventures. Think of it as the Orac of your life - sure, it’s a bit annoying and definitely unpredictable, but incredibly useful. So, don't shy away from those red-planet vibes. Embrace them. Now, let's talk about that waxing crescent moon. It's only 2.3 days old, still a cosmic toddler if you will. This means it's time for some fresh starts and new beginnings. It's like when Vila Restal gets his hands on a new set of lock picks - endless possibilities! But remember, with great power comes great... wait, wrong universe. Just remember to use this phase to your advantage and don’t get too caught up in the teleporter mishaps. So, Virgo, gear up for some serious interstellar shenanigans. Your week might feel like a sci-fi plotline, but hey, at least it won't be boring! #VirgoVibes #InterstellarShenanigans Until next time, may your stars be as aligned as Avon's snarky one-liners.

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.07.2023 07:52:01 (vir-20-07-2023)