Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare for Cosmic Overhaul: Uranus Drops in Unannounced, Mercury Retrogrades in Pajamas!"

The next Virgo will start in 184 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 3 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 156 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 166 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, logical Virgos! Stardust has spoken, and the message is as clear as the display on a TARDIS control panel. The Moon, currently in its "I'm almost full but not quite, don't rush me!" phase, aka the Waxing Gibbous, is 11.9 days old and feeling quite rebellious, just like you when someone rearranges your meticulously organized workspace. The cosmos today advises you to embrace the energy of a Jedi knight and the patience of Baby Yoda. I know, I know, you're thinking "But I was aiming for the stoicism of Spock." Don't fret, my Vulcan-like friends, that's still on the celestial menu. Just remember, not everything needs to be as perfect as a Fibonacci sequence, sometimes a little chaos can lead to fun, like a surprise encounter with a Tribble. As the moon fattens, so should your willingness to let loose and enjoy the unpredictable ride through the asteroid field of life. In the immortal words of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, "Don't Panic!" Channel your inner Marvin the Paranoid Android and take things in stride. After all, you're the sign most likely to have a towel handy for any situation. Just remember to wear your psychic paper – who knows when you'll need to convince someone you’re an intergalactic diplomat, right? Remember, Virgos, that it's okay to swap your usual "set phasers to stun" approach for a more Kirk-style "let's wing it" attitude from time to time. So, let your hair down, kick back in your captain's chair, and boldly go where no Virgo has gone before. Today's hashtags: #WaxingGibbousChaos, #VirgoTribbleTrouble, #DontPanicItsJustAstrology, #BeamMeUpVirgo. May the force be with you, live long and prosper!

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.02.2024 07:52:01 (vir-21-02-2024)