Virgo Report

"Virgo, this week you'll blend into the cosmic jungle like Predator, but fret not! You'll still slay the game with your out-of-this-world organization skills!"

The next Virgo will start in 64 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 3 days, at Saturday, 24 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 38 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 110 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 20 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.9 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, oh Virgo-ians of the cosmic realm! It's your resident astro-nerd, MacReady, back to give you the lowdown on the planetary happenings and how they're gonna shake up your world. So grab your flamethrowers and let's dive into this lunar madness party! Now, our Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.9 days old, just a wee little baby in the sky. This moon, my friends, is like a fresh new start for you, so think of it as a "do-over" button for life. It's time to shed that pesky human-like exterior and unleash the full force of your alien-like awesomeness. As the moon waxes, it's time to put those meticulous Virgo traits to good use. But remember, nobody likes a know-it-all, so keep that in check before you end up tied to a chair with a heated-wire test. #TrustIssues When Mercury, your ruling planet, decides to play nice with Venus and Mars, it's like a cosmic invitation to get your flirt on. Romantically speaking, it's time to shape-shift from wallflower to life of the party. Just don't go too overboard and scare potential suitors away. #AlienLoveConnection With Jupiter in your house of creativity, it's time to unleash your inner mad scientist. Think of the weirdest, wildest ideas you have and bring them to life! But be careful not to follow in the footsteps of the original Thing, because we all know how that ended. #MonsterMash Finally, the stars are urging you to channel your inner hippie and let loose. Ditch the perfectionism for a bit and just let things be what they are, man. Embrace the chaos of life, and you might just find yourself enjoying it more than you ever thought possible. #FreeYourMind So, my Virgo friends, hold onto your hats – or flamethrowers – and enjoy this wild cosmic ride. Just remember: stay true to yourself, even if that means revealing your inner alien. After all, isn't that what makes us all unique? Peace, love, and extraterrestrial vibes. ✌️👽 #OutOfThisWorldVirgo

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.06.2023 07:52:01 (vir-21-06-2023)