Virgo Report

"Help me, Virgo Kenobi, you're my only hope... for a clean house! Your organizational skills are off the charts this week!"

The next Virgo will start in 246 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 11 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 218 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 228 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Virgo! Your planetary ruler, Mercury, is whizzing around faster than a Dalek on a caffeine high. This First Quarter moon, being 9 days old, is showing more wrinkles than Davros - and you know how he gets about his skincare routine. You're in for a week where the universe will throw more curveballs at you than a Time Lord playing cosmic cricket. But fear not! You've got the precision of a Dalek extermination beam. Just remember that while the Daleks aren't known for their flexibility, you'll need to channel your inner Gumby to handle all of this. Under the influence of this middle-aged moon, you'll find yourself drawn towards tidying up your spaces, both physical and metaphorical. Think of it as spring cleaning... but in space. Your goal? To have your home looking less like the TARDIS after a rough landing and more like a chic intergalactic Starbucks. Your love life might feel like it's stuck in a time loop, but don't worry - it's not you, it's the quantum entanglement. You're a catch, Virgo. You're as complex and interesting as the plot of a Doctor Who episode. So, grab your sonic screwdriver (or a broomstick, if you're more 'Harry Potter' than 'Gallifreyan'), and prepare to conquer the cosmos... or at least your laundry pile. Remember: EX-TER-MIN-ATE (the negativity)! #FirstQuarterMoon #Virgo #AstrologyWithATwist #DalekHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-21-12-2023)