"Virgo Alert: Mercury Retrograde Pulls a Timey-Wimey Trick, Expect Socks to Mysteriously Disappear!"
The next Virgo will start in 28 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024
The Moon moves to Virgo in 11 days, at Tuesday, 06 August, 2024
Mercury is currently in Virgo
Venus moves to Virgo in 10 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024
Mars moves to Virgo in 327 days, at Wednesday, 18 June, 2025
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.
Ahoy there, Virgo! This is your Admiral speaking. No, not THAT Admiral, the one from Battlestar Galactica. Yeah, that's right, I've gone full nerd on you. Now, let's get down to astrological business.
With Mercury, your ruling planet, currently hanging out in your sign, you might feel like you're piloting a Viper with a dodgy FTL drive. But fear not, my celestial navigators. This isn't a malfunction, it's more like an upgrade - a software patch to your usual logical and meticulous self.
You see, when Mercury visits, it's like having Starbuck drop by for a surprise visit. You never quite know what to expect! Could be a joke, a brawl or maybe just some deep pondering about the mysteries of the universe.
Now, about that Waning Gibbous moon, currently 20.2 days old... Aha! Time to release your inner Cylon. What? Don't look at me like that. We've all got one, trust me. This phase is all about letting go, transformation and regeneration. So if you've been clinging onto something like a stubborn toaster (that's Cylon slang for humans, keep up), now's the time to let it loose.
But remember, despite the cosmic chaos, you're a Virgo. You're as organized as a Cylon Resurrection Ship, as analytical as a Number Six, and as practical as Chief Tyrol. You've got this!
So keep your eyes on the stars, your hands on the control stick, and remember, "sometimes, you gotta roll the hard six."
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SignToday Is Posting: 26.07.2024 07:52:02 (vir-26-07-2024)