Virgo Report

"Virgo Season Alert: Time to Vacuum Your Aura, Sort Your Chakras Alphabetically, and Finally Find that Missing Sock!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 18 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 44 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Virgo! As per the celestial coordinates, your ruling planet Mercury seems to have slipped into its oversized fluffy bunny slippers and is moonwalking retrograde through your sign. Add Mars to the mix, and it's like a cosmic version of "Dancing with the Stars." Where Mercury is the Fred Astaire of intelligent communication, he's currently dancing backwards, leaving you tongue-tied. And Mars? Well, he's breaking out his best John Travolta moves right in your living room, stirring up energy and maybe a little bit of chaos. Meanwhile, the Waxing Gibbous moon, at 9.4 days old (not that we're counting), is shining brighter than Captain Picard's bald head, highlighting your attention to detail. However, this isn't necessarily a bad thing! Embrace your inner Sheldon Cooper and revel in your meticulous nature. Just remember, the world won't end if all your Star Trek action figures aren't in chronological order. So, dear Virgo, during this stellar hoedown, take a deep breath, put on your best Leonard Nimoy impression, and logically navigate through this cosmic conga line. Remember - every retrograde and planetary cha-cha brings opportunities for growth and understanding. #VirgoVibes #MercuryRetrograde #MarsInVirgo #DancingWithTheStarsTrekStyle #WaxingGibbousGlow #EmbraceYourInnerNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.08.2023 07:52:01 (vir-26-08-2023)