Virgo Report

"Virgo's Stars Aligning: Get Ready to Vanish into Jungle of Opportunities, Minus the Dreadlocks and Plasma Cannon!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 16 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 42 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Virgo! You've got Mercury, your ruling planet, doing the moonwalk in your very own star sign. It's like a celestial homecoming, but with more communication mishaps and tech snafus. Expect your phone to act more rebellious than a teenager. It's not all cosmic chaos though! With the Waxing Gibbous moon in the mix, it's like you've got a cosmic spotlight shining on all your projects. It's 11.6 days old, which in moon years makes it... still younger than that leftover pizza in your fridge. Maybe time to clean that out? This week, be prepared for some unexpected reunions. Don't be surprised if your ex texts you out of the blue, blaming Mercury for their sudden bout of nostalgia. Remember, it's retrograde season, not amnesia season. You broke up for a reason. While you're navigating these cosmic curveballs, don't forget to take some time out for yourself. Have a bath, watch some Stargate reruns, nerd out over that new scientific discovery that no one else understands. It's okay, we get you. Remember, Virgo, even when the stars are playing tricks, you've got the intelligence and analytical prowess to ride out the storm. And hey, if all else fails, blame it on Mercury. #VirgoVibes #MercuryRetrograde #MoonMadness #BlameItOnTheCosmos #NerdLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.08.2023 07:52:02 (vir-28-08-2023)