Virgo Report

"Virgo, Your Stars are Aligning: Time to Embrace that Spreadsheet Orgy and Tame the Chaos...of Your Sock Drawer!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 15 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 41 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.7 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Virgo! Let's get down to some cosmic business, shall we? Mercury, your ruling planet, has decided to switch on the reverse gear and is now doing the moonwalk in your sign. I know, I know, not the best news for your meticulous, organized self, but hey, you're a Virgo, you've got this! You can imagine Mercury retrograde as that one friend who always forgets their keys at your place – it's slightly inconvenient, but it gives you a good reason to clean out your drawers (or in your case, revisit old plans and reevaluate life choices). Meanwhile, our lunar buddy up there is currently 12.7 days old, waxing gibbous, and probably going through its own version of a teenage rebellion. This means it's the perfect time to buckle down and work hard, because, let's be honest, when are you not working hard, Virgo? But remember, even though Mercury is moonwalking and the moon is going through a phase, you're still the same Virgo - organized, reliable, and always ready with a spreadsheet for every situation. Use this time to tie up loose ends, finish pending projects, and maybe even revisit that half-baked plan for world domination? So, pull up your socks, put on your thinking cap, and let's ride this cosmic wave together. And remember, if the universe gives you lemons, make lemonade, then analyze its pH levels. #VirgoVibes #MercuryMoonwalk #WaxingGibbousGrind #AstroNerdsUnite #CosmicLemonade

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.08.2023 07:52:01 (vir-29-08-2023)