Virgo Report

"Virgos, Hold Onto Your Protractors: The Cosmos is About to Deliver a Quadratic Equation of Cosmic Surprises!"

The next Virgo will start in 24 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 17 days, at Thursday, 17 August, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 70 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars is currently in Virgo

The Full moon is currently 13.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Virgo, darling! The cosmos has you in a celestial bear hug with both Mercury and Mars being your cosmic roommates. It's like having Sheldon Cooper and Tony Stark sharing your Netflix account. #BigBangMarvelMashup With Mercury in Virgo, expect to be as articulate as Shakespeare but don't let it turn into a soliloquy monologue. Your words have power, but remember, brevity is the soul of wit. #ShakespeareanSmartyPants Mars in Virgo means you're as dynamic as a Red Bull-chugging rocket scientist. You're going to have the stamina to take on the world and the efficiency to do it before lunchtime. But don't forget to take a break, maybe even a KitKat? #MarsMeetsKitKat The Full Moon, older than most TikTok trends at 13.1 days, is shining brightly in your sign. This is not just any full moon, Virgo. It's like the Super Saiyan of moons! Expect your intuition to be more powerful than Yoda's. #FullMoonFever But remember, with great planetary alignment comes great responsibility. So, Virgo, harness this energy wisely. Avoid any epic anime battles unless necessary. And remember, if anyone asks you to move a mountain, tell them you're an astrologer, not a Jedi. #AstroNerdHumor Stay cosmic, Virgo!

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.07.2023 07:52:01 (vir-31-07-2023)