Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury Retrograde Might Download a Glitch in Your System, Don't Forget to Run Your Anti-Virus (a.k.a Patience and Calmness)!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 13 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 39 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Full moon is currently 15.1 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Howdy, Virgo! You're stuck in a cosmic hoedown with your ruling planet Mercury twisting and turning faster than a greased pig at a county fair. Now, don't go getting your spacesuit in a knot. It's just a retrograde. Your communication might be about as clear as mud on a rainy night, but remember how we used to fix the ol' Serenity engine? A little patience, some duct tape, and a whole lot of love. Just watch out for those unexpected sparks flying around — they ain’t always the romantic kind. With Luna waxing fuller than a biscuit soaked in gravy, emotions are high. You're as sensitive as a Firefly-class ship's sensor array, catching all sorts of feelings from the ether. Use that keen Virgoan analysis to sort through the static, and you might just pick up a few important signals. In the spirit of our favorite mechanic, why not try fixing something this week? Even if it's just a wobbly chair or a misbehaving toaster. It'll give you a sense of control when the universe seems like a malfunctioning FTL drive. And who knows, you might just find yourself smiling amidst the chaos, proving once again, Virgos can handle anything. Remember, "Everything's shiny, Captain. Not to fret.” #VirgoVibes #MercuryRetrograde #FullMoonFollies #FireflyAstrology #NerdAstrologer #ShinyHoroscopes

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.08.2023 07:52:01 (vir-31-08-2023)