"Great Scot, Aries! Prepare for temporal anomalies as Mars enters Retrograde! 1.21 Gigawatts couldn't generate the energy you'll have this month!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Great Scot, Aries! Prepare for temporal anomalies as Mars enters Retrograde! 1.21 Gigawatts couldn't generate the energy you'll have this month!"
"Aries, Brace for Impact: Mars is in Retrograde and it's Clearer than a Klingon at a Starfleet Convention!"
"Aries, May the Force be with You: Expect a Week of Dodging Imperial Entanglements and Romancing Smugglers!"
"Aries, Martian Invasion Imminent! Get Ready for Some Cosmic Fireworks and Extraterrestrial Life Lessons!"
"Galactic Alert: Mars in Retrograde, Aries! Time to Buckle Up for a Cosmic Rollercoaster of Emotions, More Unpredictable Than Wi-Fi on Mars!"