Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Having a Worse Day than a Dalek in a Staircase!"
"Fuel Up Your Rocket Ships, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and It’s About to Get Saucier than a Spaghetti Supernova!"
"Aries, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Rollercoaster: Mars is Doing the Samba, and You're His Dance Partner!"