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3 May, 2023
Solar activity was low with nine sunspot groups present on the visible solar disk. Background X-ray flux continued at low C-class levels, and only occasional C-class flares were observed. Region 3288 (S23W68; Ehi/beta-delta) underwent decay and its delta configuration weakened. The region was the source for most C-class flares, the largest of which was a C5.5 flare at 02/1818 UTC. Region 3293 (N13E51; Dhi/beta-delta) was the other primary region of interest. It rotated further onto the visible disk and a weak delta configuration was confirmed within the intermediate spot section. Despite the delta signature, magnetic shear throughout the region was primarily loose and only a few weak C-class and optical subflares were noted.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were indicative of continued, elevated solar wind speeds, with likely contribution from an isolated negative polarity CH HSS. Total IMF strength averaged 5 nT and the Bz component was variable, but with more prolonged periods of southward direction the first half of the reporting period. Solar wind speed averaged about 500 km/s and the phi angle was predominantly negative, with oscillations between sectors later in the period.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 12 degrees, 40' 06", at a velocity of 12.71 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.3 days old. It is 394142.15 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May, 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Taurus
The Sun is at 12 Tau 34' 41", and is 150775591km away and receding.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 12 Lib 40' 06", and is 390933km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Libra
Greetings, Earthlings! Your friendly neighborhood alien astrologer here to bring you some groovy news. The Moon, that big ol' space rock orbiting our lovely blue marble, has nestled itself into the constellation of Libra – the scales of cosmic balance. And if you're wondering how far away our lunar buddy is right now, well, it's precisely 391,176.066490808 kilometers. Yeah, I know, I'm a bit of a nerd for these things. Now, with the Moon in Libra, oh boy, are you in for a treat! It's like the universe put on its bell-bottoms, grabbed a lava lamp, and decided to spread the good vibes all around. So, buckle up, cosmic cats, because it's time to harmonize, socialize, and equalize! Libra is an air sign, and we all know air signs love to chat. They could probably talk about the molecular structure of a gas giant for hours, but that's not what we're here for today. No, siree! With the Moon in Libra, it's time to focus on relationships, compromise, and finding that sweet balance in life. So, when your significant other suggests watching a sci-fi marathon, remember – it's all about give-and-take. Tonight, you'll endure the intergalactic battles, but tomorrow? You'll be holding hands and frolicking through fields of flowers together, man. And if you're currently flying solo, fret not, my star children! This lunar placement is also perfect for meeting new people – whether they're from Earth, Mars, or a distant galaxy. Just remember to keep an open mind and let your nerdy flag fly high. After all, there's nothing sexier than a brain filled with cosmic knowledge. During this time, don't be surprised if you feel a sudden urge to redecorate your spaceship... ahem, I mean, living space. Libra's got style and an eye for aesthetics, so channel your inner intergalactic interior designer and create a harmonious environment that reflects the balanced life you seek. But beware, my stargazing friends! There might be a few bumps along the way. Libra's indecisive nature might make it challenging to choose between the blue or the green alien-themed wallpaper. Fear not, though! Trust your gut, and remember that in the grand cosmic scheme of things, it's just a wall. So, as our Moon continues its journey through the celestial tapestryMercury is in Taurus
Mercury is retrograde at 10 Tau 29' 52", moving backwards at 0.65 degrees per day, and is 83831001km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Taurus
Mercury's Taurus Tango
Greetings, fellow space travelers! Gather 'round and lend me your cosmic antennae as we embark on a journey to explore the mystical marriage of Mercury and Taurus. Picture it now: Mercury, that swift-footed messenger planet, deciding to slow down and smell the roses as it waltzes into the warm embrace of Earthy Taurus. But brace yourselves, stargazers, for Mercury is currently in retrograde, which may cause the cosmic equivalent of a funky cha-cha dance!
With Mercury in Taurus, imagine our thoughts and communication taking on the practicality of a seasoned engineer mixed with the determination of a goat scaling a mountain. Loose ideas? Pfft! They'll be as obsolete as floppy disks, for our minds shall be filled with concrete values and plans sturdy enough to build a celestial fortress.
During this transit, flights of fancy and wandering thoughts will be as rare as a unicorn sighting. Instead, we shall be blessed with the gift of cosmic stability. It's like having a celestial beanbag to rest our weary minds upon. We can take our sweet time mapping out our interstellar paths and laying the groundwork for a cosmic utopia.
In conclusion, dear stardust siblings, let us rejoice in the Mercury-Taurus tango. Embrace the practical magic it brings, and remember: even when the universe tosses us into a retrograde cha-cha, we can still find our footing and dance our way to a brighter future. Peace, love, and cosmic vibes to all!
Venus is in Gemini
Venus is prograde at 25 Gem 12' 08", moving at 1.11 degrees per day, and is 144285674km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Gemini
Beam Me Up, Venus!
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Hold on to your telescopes and lab coats, because Venus has entered the celestial playground of Gemini, and it's about to get wild! Picture this: Venus, our beloved goddess of love, is throwing a groovy interstellar party, and Gemini, the cosmic twins, are in charge of entertainment. The result? An explosion of fun, curiosity, and new experiences that'll make even Sheldon Cooper loosen his tie.
While Venus orbits 144,339,268.991917491km away (yes, we're THAT nerdy), its influence on your relationships is closer than ever! Forget about candlelit dinners; it's time for intellectual tête-à-têtes and flirty text-a-thons. That epic debate on Star Trek vs. Star Wars you've been dying to have? Now's the time, my fellow nerds! And if you're lucky, your love interest will be as excited about quantum mechanics as you are.
Venus in Gemini is like an all-you-can-eat buffet of fun and exploration. It's not about finding "the one" or getting hitched; it's about enjoying every morsel of life's delicious platter. So, couples, shake things up and surprise each other with something new. Who knows, maybe you'll discover a shared passion for LARPing or herbology.
But beware, fellow star travelers! Relationships that have gone the way of dial-up internet may struggle during this transit. It's time to refresh your cosmic connection, or risk getting lost in the void of space (aka boredom).
On the financial front, Venus in Gemini is your green light to splurge on things that fuel your inner nerd. Need a new gaming console or the latest edition of Dungeons & Dragons? Go ahead, treat yourself! Just remember to keep an eye on your galactic credits, so you don't end up like Han Solo, owing money to a bunch of angry space gangsters.
So, my cosmic comrades, let's embrace the unpredictable energy of Venus in Gemini. It's not about finding the perfect formula for love; it's about experimenting and discovering new dimensions of joy. Let's boldly go where no astrologer has gone before!
Mars is in Cancer
Mars is prograde at 20 Can 14' 37", moving at 0.55 degrees per day, and is 263135241km away and receding.
Mars Is In Cancer
Mars in Cancer: A Spockian Perspective
Greetings, Earthlings! As your logical and nerdy astrologer, I bring news from the cosmos: Mars, the fiery planet of initiative, is currently 263,077,536.616034687 kilometers away in the sensitive sign of Cancer. Fascinating, isn't it? While this celestial combination may seem as illogical as a Vulcan laughing, it presents intriguing opportunities for growth and progress. So, let us embark on this cosmic journey with the wisdom of Spock and the heart of a hippie.
During this interstellar voyage, Mars' fiery energy melds with the Cancerian concern for preservation, creating a cosmic casserole of action and sentimentality. We are urged to boldly go where we have not gone before, but also to honor our roots and familial connections. It is the perfect time to engage in domestic endeavors and home improvement projects – just think of it as building your very own USS Enterprise!
As Mars traverses the Crab Nebula, you may experience a heightened sense of protectiveness towards your loved ones and home base. This instinctual defensiveness can be channeled positively, like a Starfleet officer defending their crew. However, it is essential to maintain logic and reason in our actions, lest we become overly emotional and reactive, like a Klingon with a paper cut.
The challenge during Mars' expedition through Cancer is to balance our emotional connections with a direct approach to achieving our goals. While it may be tempting to rely solely on our heart's guidance, we must remember the importance of purposeful action. After all, as Mr. Spock once wisely stated, "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
So, dear Earthlings, let us embrace this cosmic opportunity to blend our passions with our past and create a harmonious path to the future. Live long and prosper!
Jupiter is in Aries
Jupiter is prograde at 26 Ari 52' 04", moving at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 885108010km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Aries
Hey, space cadets! Gather 'round for some out-of-this-world news: Jupiter is currently doing the cosmic cha-cha in Aries, and boy, is it gonna shake things up! You see, Jupiter is a whopping 885,130,179.789719224 kilometers away, but its influence on our lives is stronger than my mom's herbal tea. And let me tell you, that tea could wake the dead. So, what does Jupiter shimmying through Aries mean for all of us Earthlings? Well, folks, it’s like our brains have been zapped with a laser gun of creativity and intuition that even Rimmer couldn't dodge. With Jupiter in Aries, we're ditching our old-fashioned ways and boldly going where no astrologer has gone before. But wait, there's more! As Aries is the Captain Kirk of the zodiac, we're all feeling a bit more daring and ready to explore the final frontier. Forget about slowly charting your course like some snail-paced Starfleet bureaucrat—now's the time to ride that comet tail of inspiration and blast off to new heights! Now, while Jupiter usually likes to play the wise old sage, with Jupiter in Aries, we're all channeling our inner Doc Brown from Back to the Future, tinkering and discovering new things on our own. So don't be shy, jump into that DeLorean and try something new, even if it feels like you're leaping light-years out of your comfort zone. But beware, fellow stargazers: opinions can run hotter than a supernova during this transit, and impatience for action might lead to some intergalactic squabbles. To avoid turning your life into a scene from a sci-fi disaster flick, remember to engage in meaningful two-way dialogues, because nobody likes a know-it-all alien. As Jupiter boogies its way through Aries, remember that we're the masters of our own destiny, the captains of our own starships. Embrace your inner Spock, and boldly go forth, unlocking opportunities, relationships, and fortunes that might've seemed like distant galaxies before. So buckle up, space explorers, because with Jupiter in Aries, it's time to embark on an epic adventure to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations...and to ultimately live long and prosper!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 05 Pis 33' 56", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1518952267km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings Earthlings, Saturn's Chillin' in Pisces!
Alright, my cosmic comrades, grab your telescopes and notepads, because Saturn's taking a dip in the Piscean pool, and it's 1519031974.603105545km away! That's right, our favorite ringed planet is currently doing the backstroke in dreamy Pisces, and it's time for some serious introspection. But don't worry, I'm here to guide you through this cosmic coaching session, Alien-style.
When the Taskmaster of the Universe (Saturn) pairs up with the Zodiac's resident daydreamer (Pisces), it's like having a personal life coach who's also a hippie guru. Gone are the days of aimlessly chasing butterflies; Saturn's got you on a mission to turn those fantasies into realities. So, dust off that novel idea, or whip out those business plans, because the celestial powers-that-be are teaming up to help you manifest your dreams.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Alien, I don't want Saturn poking around in my daydreams!" Well, tough cookies, my friends, because the planetary "dad" of the zodiac isn't known for respecting boundaries. But trust me, his advice is worth its weight in moon rocks. So, open up the door to your inner world, and let Saturn's constructive criticism work its magic. You'll thank me (and Saturn) later.
Of course, all this cosmic meddling in the realm of sleep and dreams might have your inner sandman feeling a bit cranky. If you find yourself tossing and turning, or waking up from anxiety-fueled nightmares, it's time to embrace your inner hippie: meditate under the stars, hug a tree, or practice some deep breathing exercises. Heck, you might even want to hit the hay a bit earlier than usual, just to give your mind time to unwind and process all that galactic guidance.
So, my interstellar amigos, remember: Saturn in Pisces is a rare cosmic opportunity for you to level up your dreams and goals. Embrace this celestial coaching session with open arms, and watch your life transform in ways you never imagined. Peace, love, and cosmic vibes to you all!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 18 Tau 33' 22", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 3089718450km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, Earthlings and stardust siblings! Prepare to have your cosmic socks knocked off, because our buddy Uranus is making a grand entrance into the ever-so-stubborn Taurus. That's right, we're talking science-meets-hippie vibes here, with a sprinkle of nerdy humor for your astrological amusement. Now, Taurus is that friend who loves their routines, curling up with a good book, and sipping on a soy latte like it's nobody's business. But guess what? The cosmic jokester Uranus is about to burst through the door like Number Six from Battlestar Galactica, shaking things up in ways even a TARDIS couldn't predict. So, let's get down to the nitty-gritty (and I mean that quite literally, considering Taurus is an earth sign). Money, moolah, cash, dough - whatever you call it, Taurus is ALL about it. And with Uranus crashing the party, we'll be experiencing some revolutionary changes in how we handle our finances. We're talking cryptocurrency, digital wallets, and maybe even trading in Galactic Credits. Hey, in this day and age, anything's possible! But don't panic just yet, my fellow space travelers. While banks and stock markets may be doing the cosmic cha-cha, we can take this opportunity to reassess our relationship with money and material possessions. Ever felt like you're drowning in debt or suffocated by stuff? Well, Uranus is here to liberate you, like a psychedelic Gandalf guiding you out of the financial Mines of Moria. Embrace the mantra "change is good" during this celestial rollercoaster ride, because digging your heels in will only make it more challenging. Besides, who knows - this galactic shake-up might just lead you to a place of greater stability and prosperity. After all, Uranus may be the cosmic prankster, but sometimes its surprises are exactly what we need. So buckle up, dear stargazers, for this exciting journey with Uranus in Taurus. Remember to keep your sense of humor and enjoy the ride - after all, it only happens once every 84 years!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 47' 47", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4578245818km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, my cosmic comrades! Engage thrusters and set a course for spiritual exploration, for Neptune, the grand master of illusions, has taken up residence in the mystical realm of Pisces. At a mere 4,578,293,150.638865471km away, this celestial soiree is one you won't want to miss. As Captain Jean-Luc Picard would say, "Make it so!" As we navigate through the nebulous waters of Neptune in Pisces, we are presented with a cosmic conundrum: How do we blend our emotional intelligence with the unifying powers of Neptune? Ah, but fear not, fellow stargazers, for the answer lies in the very fabric of the universe itself. Picture yourself aboard the Starship Enterprise, boldly going where no one has gone before. In traversing these uncharted territories, we are reminded that it is our duty to seek out new life and new civilizations, to unite as one collective consciousness, transcending petty differences and embracing our shared humanity. Under the guidance of Neptune's trident, we are called to explore the depths of our own emotional oceans, to dive headfirst into the realms of spirituality, and to boldly go where few have dared – the inner sanctum of our own souls. Now is the time to seek out spiritual courses that resonate with your inner Spock or to create a sacred space in your home, perhaps adorned with crystals that would make even the most stoic Vulcan raise an eyebrow. By tapping into the cosmic wisdom of Neptune in Pisces, we can harness the power of the universe to illuminate our path toward wholeness and interstellar enlightenment. So, my fellow star travelers, heed the call of Neptune in Pisces as it whispers softly like the winds of the final frontier, beckoning us to embark on an extraordinary journey of self-discovery and collective healing. Remember, as Captain Picard would say, "The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity." Live long and prosper, dear stargazers, and may the cosmic forces of Neptune in Pisces guide you on your journey towards unity, understanding, and the ultimate truth of our place amongst the stars.Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 00 Aqu 21' 49", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 5165945583km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius: A Galactic Disco Party of Transformation
Greetings, star children! So, Pluto is hanging out in Aquarius, right? And it's currently retrograde, which is like a cosmic boomerang - things are going to get wild! Now, I know what you're thinking: "But, isn't Pluto like 5,165,998,627.759716034 km away?" Yes, my nerdy friend, it is. But don't worry, the universe has got this!
Imagine if you will, Pluto and Aquarius together at a galactic disco party. Pluto is the DJ spinning records of transformation while Aquarius breakdances to the beat of progress. Trust me, the dance floor is going to be lit, and life as we know it will never be the same!
When I say transformation, I'm not talking about getting a new haircut or swapping your Birkenstocks for combat boots. Oh no, we're diving deep into the soul! Pluto is like the cosmic Marie Kondo, making us discard old perspectives and identities that don't spark joy, so we can create space for groovier vibes.
Now, with Aquarius in the mix, we're talking about some serious futuristic stuff. Think science fiction meets Woodstock. We should expect mind-blowing advancements in science, technology, and space travel. But most importantly, we'll see a major revolution in civil rights and humanitarianism. Peace, love, and understanding, man!
The real VIPs during this time will be the ones holding hands and singing "Kumbaya" across borders and cultures. Governments and systems that previously played tug-of-war will now join forces for a cosmic game of Twister, forging new alliances for the future.
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is like a celestial life coach urging us to transform our view of ourselves and our place in this funky universe. Instead of focusing on our own needs, what if we put on some rose-colored glasses and started thinking about the greater good? This is the groovy change Pluto in Aquarius wants to see in us.
So, are you ready to answer the call, star children? Let's boogie down to the beat of transformation and progress, and show the universe what we're made of! Peace, love, and cosmic hugs!
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.