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6 August, 2023
Solar activity reached high levels. Region 3386 (N11W76, Dki/beta-delta) Produced an X1.6 flare (R3/Strong) at 05/2221 UTC with an associated Type II radio sweep (772 km/s) as well as an associated CME off the WNW limb at 05/2236 UTC. Modelling of this CME is in progress.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
The solar wind environment was enhanced following the arrival of a CME (from 01-02 Aug). At 05/0207 UTC an interplanetary shock was observed at the DSCOVR spacecraft. Total field increased from 10 nT to 25 nT before slowly subsiding to around 5-7 nT by 05/1010 UTC. A sustained southward Bz was observed between 05/0100-0542 UTC and 05/0755-1142 UTC reaching a maximum of -21 nT at 05/0232 UTC. Solar wind speed showed only a brief increase to near 460 km/s before settling to between 340-420 km/s. phi angle was predominantly positive.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Aries, at 16 degrees, 06' 56", at a velocity of 14.07 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.9 days old. It is 370730.75 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 13 Leo 33' 41", and is 151747380km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aries
The Moon is at 16 Ari 06' 56", and is 370488km away and receding.
Moon Is In Aries
Greetings, star gazers and interstellar travelers! The Moon, our closest celestial neighbor and eternal dance partner of Earth, has decided to sneak into the fiery house of Aries. And boy, is it having a blast! Picture the Moon like a quiet librarian who's accidentally wandered into a rock concert. It's a bit out of place, but hey, the band is playing some catchy tunes! Aries, the zodiac equivalent of a caffeinated squirrel, is all about action, initiative... and did I mention action? With the Moon in Aries, emotions may be running a wee bit high. We're talking a rocket ship ride on an emotional roller coaster. It's like your feelings decided to have a party and invited adrenaline as the plus one. Now, let's talk distance, my friends. Our dear Moon is precisely 370,184.076495472 kilometers away. That's about as far as 9,255,602 double decker buses lined up bumper to bumper. Impressive, right? And yet, with all that space between us, the influence of the Moon can still make you feel like wearing your heart on your sleeve and a lampshade on your head! In this lunar phase, don't be surprised if you find yourself leaping before you look, emotionally speaking. Remember, though, that while spontaneity can lead to unexpected adventures, it's always wise to pack a parachute. Or, at least, invest in some emotional elbow pads. In summary, during this period of the Moon in Aries, expect the unexpected, prepare for emotional firecrackers, and remember to take a moment to breathe. And please, folks, try to avoid mooning anyone in Aries. It's just not good manners... unless of course they're an alien from Alpha Centauri, in which case, it's considered a compliment. See you amongst the stars!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 10 Vir 37' 33", moving at 1.11 degrees per day, and is 141681341km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Greetings, cosmic cadets! Do you hear that? That’s the sound of our resident interstellar speedster, Mercury, doing laps around the Sun and currently hanging out in the meticulous realm of Virgo. Now, mind you, this isn’t some hippy-dippy cosmic gibberish. It's pure celestial mechanics, with a dash of my personality-induced eccentricity to spice it up for ya! For those of you in the back who didn't pay attention during high school astronomy, Mercury being "prograde" means it's moving in the same direction as us, making it seem like it's holding a steady pace of 141,793,423.498476684km away. Yeah, you can thank me later for that overwhelmingly precise distance calculation. Now, let's chat about what this means for you. Mercury’s move into Virgo is akin to your personal assistant getting a shot of espresso. Suddenly, your mental acuity is sharper than Spock's ears, your words are as precise as a NASA scientist's calculations, and you're cutting through conversations like a lightsaber through butter. The Virgoan influence helps us streamline our thought process, like an efficient, mental Marie Kondo. All the irrelevant information? Thanked and tossed out. You're left only with what sparks intellectual joy. This makes for crystal clear communication and fewer instances of foot-in-mouth disease. And productivity? Oh boy, let's just say, you're going to be more productive than a coffee-fueled coder on a deadline. But beware! With all this focus on efficiency, you might start acting like Sheldon Cooper on a bad day. You know, nitpicky and critical. Remember, folks, discernment is good, turning into a fault-finding machine, not so much. So, as Mercury plays in the Virgo sandbox, let's strive to refine our communication. A little tact goes a long way. And hey, we're all perfectly imperfect, aren't we? That's it from me, stargazers. Until next time, keep your telescopes ready and your minds open.Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 24 Leo 42' 02", moving backwards at 0.52 degrees per day, and is 44385263km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo: The Cosmic Roar of Love!
Alright, star gazers! Buckle up because Venus, our planetary goddess of love, has sashayed her way into Leo, the zodiac's resident drama queen. Picture Venus with a lion's mane, strutting down a cosmic runway while belting out, "I just can't wait to be king!" That's the energy we're talking about here. During this time, we're not just looking for love, we're auditioning for the role of Romeo or Juliet. We're shouting sonnets from rooftops, painting hearts in the sky with airplane smoke, and let's be honest, probably causing a few noise complaints from our neighbors. No wallflowers here, folks! With Venus in Leo, love isn't just in the air, it's in technicolor surround sound. It's less about holding hands at sunset and more about renting out a billboard that screams, "I LOVE YOU!" in neon lights. Now, beware! The Lion, while playful, can also bring a touch of drama to the stage of love. You might throw a tantrum if your significant other forgets to put a heart emoji in their good morning text. Remember, there's no 'i' in 'we', but there is in 'dignity'. So let's not lose it over a missing heart emoji, shall we? Our feline friend Leo also knows how to live large and in charge. So while Venus is in Leo, you may feel an urge to splurge on shiny things. Just remember, while treating yourself to a diamond-encrusted telescope to better observe Venus might sound appealing, generosity is also a trait of Leo. So, why not donate that money to a local science program and help inspire the next generation of astronomers? In conclusion, Venus in Leo is like a celestial Broadway musical, filled with grand gestures of love, dramatic declarations, and the occasional diva moment. It's a reminder that life needs a little bit of sparkle, fun, and over-the-top romantic gestures. So, go ahead, sing your love from the rooftops, just remember to keep it down after 9pm, some of us have to work in the morning.Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 16 Vir 31' 07", moving at 0.63 degrees per day, and is 358934967km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Beam Me Up, Scotty: Mars in Virgo
Alright, star children, put on your space goggles and tighten your asteroid belts, Mars has parked its cosmic caravan in Virgo. Now, I know you're thinking, "Wow, 358908034.855776548km away? I can't even find my way to the local grocery store without GPS!" But trust me, this celestial event is as close to home as your next Google search or, dare I say, your next kale smoothie.
Mars, that red hot planet of action and assertion, meets Virgo, the sign of hyper-efficiency and health nut extraordinaires. This is like putting rocket fuel in your vegan, gluten-free, fair-trade certified espresso machine. Tasks will be dispatched quicker than a Star Trek crew member in a red shirt.
Virgo, being the cosmic caretaker of our 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement, might have you trading those late-night Netflix binges for early morning gym sessions. And because Mars in Virgo loves routine more than a sci-fi fan loves a good plot twist, these new habits are likely to stick like velcro to a Trekkie's uniform.
Be warned though, space cadets, we're not all supernovas and rainbow nebulae. The downside of this celestial alignment could make us more critical than a Vulcan at a logic convention. We might find ourselves frustrated by inefficiency and lack of control – a bit like trying to navigate through a black hole with a faulty warp drive. Remember, patience is a virtue, even when your spaceship's engine is on the fritz.
So, instead of focusing on what others may be doing wrong (like confusing Star Wars with Star Trek, sacrilege!), use this time to tackle tasks requiring attention to detail with the precision of a phaser set to stun. Whether it's balancing your budget, learning Klingon, or planning to take over the world, there's no better time to start than with Mars in Virgo! So buckle up, and may the force — err, I mean, live long and prosper!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 12' 05", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 728359932km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
"Hold on to your space helmets folks, we have a cosmic event on our hands! Jupiter, the kingpin of wisdom and deep thoughts, has decided to bunk up with Taurus, the stubborn old bull of the zodiac. If you imagine this as a cosmic sitcom, it's like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory moving in with Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation. It's going to be a ride! Picture this: Jupiter is the eccentric professor encouraging us to dig deep within ourselves, while Taurus is the grumpy life coach who tells us that the answers we seek are already inside us – somewhat like Yoda, but less green and more bullish. It's not about seeking spirituality in some far-off nebula; it's about realizing it's been there all along, buried under piles of to-do lists and half-eaten pizzas. Now, let's get nerdy. Jupiter in Taurus is basically your cosmic Google Calendar prompting you to make strides towards your dreams and long-term goals, with a side order of practicality and patience. It's like having the discipline of a Jedi and the ambition of a Starfleet captain, urging you to boldly go where you haven't gone before. How can we talk about Taurus without mentioning the 'M' word - Money? With Jupiter, the cosmic Santa Claus, in Taurus, the Wall Street Bull, it's like a celestial lottery. You could practically smell the money, and by smell, I mean metaphorically, unless your money has a peculiar odor, in which case I'd recommend a new bank. However, let me tell you, Taurus loves indulgence, just like Garfield loves lasagna. When Jupiter, the planet of more-is-more, meets Taurus, we might find ourselves confusing needs with wants. So, while a life-sized replica of the Millennium Falcon may seem like a dire necessity, it might be wise to hold your horses...or bulls, in this case. In the words of the great Spock, 'Live long and prosper', but remember, moderation is key! And don't forget to keep an eye out for black holes, they are always a bit tricky."Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 05 Pis 22' 16", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1320961207km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: The Cosmic Dad is Checking Your Homework
Well, my starry-eyed comrades, Saturn—a.k.a. the Universe's stern schoolmarm, has shimmied its way into Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What's a galactic titan doing in a sleepy, dreamy sign like Pisces?" and "How far is 1320993566.330876350km in light years?" But, don't fret, I've got you covered.
Think of Saturn's jaunt into Pisces as an unexpected visit from your least favorite aunt who insists on cleaning your room because she believes in 'a place for everything'. Except this time, instead of your room, it's your dreams she's tidying up! We're talking shaking out those dusty dreams under the bed and checking for the ones that expired back in 2005. Saturn in Pisces is here to help you declutter your dreams and turn them into reality. It's a celestial version of Marie Kondo meets Bob the Builder.
Yes, your dreams might be feeling a bit invaded right now, like when your parents discovered your secret diary. But remember, Saturn's not here to embarrass you about your teenage crush on a boy band. He's here to get you to finally admit that you still want to start that alpaca farm or write that sci-fi novel about sentient toasters. So grab a pen and paper (or a voice recorder if you're fancy) and start jotting down those dreams.
Now, if you're feeling a bit restless or anxious during this time, it's totally normal. Saturn's presence in the realm of sleep and dreams could have you tossing and turning more than a rotisserie chicken. My advice? Zen out. Meditate, take long walks, deep breathe, or nap (preferably not while walking). And definitely get a full night's rest. You might even want to hit the hay earlier than usual. Just remember, if you wake up remembering a dream about flying on a unicorn, jot it down. You never know; it might be your next big idea.
So there you have it, folks. Saturn in Pisces: a time for cosmic housekeeping and nocturnal wisdom. Don't forget to thank your celestial dad on the way out.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 51' 31", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2958297205km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: A Star Wars Episode
Far, far away, about 2958373587.833599091km to be precise, Uranus has parked itself in Taurus. And boy, what a cosmic episode this is turning out to be! Picture Luke Skywalker trying to train Yoda in the ways of the Force. That's right, Yoda, the master himself! Seems off, doesn't it? Well, that's kind of what we're dealing with here.
Taurus, you’re as sturdy as an X-wing fighter and steady like the Force in its purest form. But here’s the rub - Uranus is more like a hyperdrive malfunction. It's all about sudden changes, warp speed shifts, and intergalactic turbulence. While you'd rather stick to the comforts of your Tatooine homestead, Uranus is pulling a Death Star move, breaking up your status quo like Alderaan (too soon?).
Now let's talk Galactic Credits, or as you earthlings call it, 'money.' Taurus, you've got a knack for it, much like Lando had for sly deals. But with Uranus in your sign, picture it as the Rebel Alliance planning a financial revolution. Expect some serious reshuffling in your monetary Millennium Falcon. Banks might seem like they've been frozen in carbonite, and your stock markets may take a roller coaster ride scarier than escaping the trash compactor in the Death Star.
On a personal level, this transit is like a Jedi mind trick, making us rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. Are we chained down like Jabba's prized possession, or can we break free and live a life as carefree as an Ewok on Endor? Uranus, acting like a wise old Obi-Wan, makes us see that resistance is futile. Change is inevitable, much like Anakin's fall to the dark side was.
But remember, young padawans, these changes can bring stability. After all, wasn’t it after much turmoil that the Empire was finally defeated? So, buckle up, keep your lightsabers ready, and may the Force be with you during this Uranian transit. It’s time to leave the Star Destroyer and head for the safety of Echo Base.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 20' 45", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4363309001km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright folks, strap in for some cosmic fun! Our big blue buddy Neptune is sashaying around in Pisces. Now, the distance between us and Neptune is about 4.3 billion kilometers, which in layman's terms, is equivalent to a gazillion trips to the fridge at midnight. And if that doesn’t blow your socks off, let me tell you, Neptune's doing the moonwalk - it's in retrograde! Now, Neptune in Pisces is like an underwater kaleidoscope, it’s all about seeing things from a different perspective. Imagine, if you will, slipping on a pair of cosmic goggles that let you look through the fog of earthly trivialities and see the grand scheme of things. All those petty arguments about who left the toilet seat up or who didn’t replace the toilet paper roll? They'll seem as insignificant as a speck of dust on the lens of Hubble Space Telescope. This retrograde is nudging us to take a good look at ourselves and ask, "What can I contribute to the world, apart from my charming personality and award-winning rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody at karaoke night?" We all have something special to offer, whether it's a brilliant idea, a uniquely crafted joke or just an infectious laugh. Now's the time to dive into that spiritual course you've been eyeing, or finally set up that meditation corner at home you've been procrastinating about. Maybe it's time to share your secret grandma's cookie recipe with the world, because let's face it, those cookies are the embodiment of unity and love. Remember, Neptune in Pisces is like having a celestial cheerleader behind you, encouraging you to explore and express your emotional intelligence. So, folks, let's get out there and make the most of this cosmic energy. And don't forget, it's only 4.3 billion kilometers away, just a hop, skip and a quantum leap!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 46' 18", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5062775499km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Hey there, space cowboys and cosmic cowgirls, buckle up because Pluto is high tailing it in Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Isn't Pluto like 5 billion kilometers away?" You're darn right, my sharp-minded friend! But in the grand scheme of the universe, that's just a hop, skip, and a hyperspace jump away. Now, Pluto and Capricorn together are kind of like that power couple you went to high school with; they're all about success, focus, and getting things done. They're like the Han Solo and Princess Leia of the zodiac world, minus the fuzzy Wookiee. But remember, even Han had to learn to play nice with others. So, while this pairing may have you feeling like you can take on the whole Empire by yourself, don't let it turn you into Jabba the Hutt. Keep your ego in check and try not to force choke anyone who disagrees with you. Let's talk about Pluto for a second. It's not just a dwarf planet named after the god of the underworld – it's also all about transformation. It's like Yoda, always encouraging us to drop our negative patterns like they're hot. Of course, this does involve some constructive destruction. So think of it as using a lightsaber to cut away at the stuff that's no longer serving you. Just remember, be deliberate with your strikes. We're going for Jedi precision here, not a clumsy blaster shot. So whether you're navigating asteroid fields or just trying to figure out if that cute Wookiee at the bar is flirting with you, remember: stay focused, be tolerant, and always let the Force guide you. In the wise words of Han Solo himself, "Fly casual." And may the stars be with you, always.Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Trine Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.