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20 August, 2023
Solar activity was low. Region 3410 (S30W75, Axx/alpha) produced an impulsive C5.8/Sf flare at 19/0648 UTC. Two C-class flares from late on 18 Aug produced a pair of CME signatures that were both modeled as Earth misses. No other potentially Earth-directed CMEs were identified in available coronagraph imagery. All regions on the visible disk were either stable or in gradual decay.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Solar wind parameters suggested the continued influence of a negative polarity CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength was mostly steady at 2-5 nT for the first half of the period and gradually increased to about 8 nT by the end of the period. Bz was mostly neutral to positive before showing a negative drop to -6 nT at periods end. Solar wind speeds ranged from ~430-520 km/s for the majority of the period. Phi angle was predominantly oriented in the negative sector.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 09 degrees, 12' 17", at a velocity of 12.02 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.5 days old. It is 399085.54 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 27 Leo 00' 11", and is 151392755km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 09 Lib 12' 17", and is 401628km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Libra
Greetings, star gazers! The moon, in its celestial wisdom, has decided to take a little vacation in Libra, and let me tell you, the cosmic energy is popping off like a supernova at a black hole party. But don't start panicking that the moon is roughly 401,778.210144039km away. It's not like it's going to the next galaxy for milk or anything. Now, Libra? She's all about balance, harmony, and making sure everyone's getting along. She's basically the universe's favorite kindergarten teacher. So, with the moon visiting, you might find your emotions swinging like a pendulum in Einstein's theory of relativity. One moment you're as happy as Schrodinger's cat before the box is opened, the next you're as down as Pluto when it was told it wasn't a planet anymore. Here's the trick though - this isn't a time to bury those mood swings under a pile of quantum physics textbooks. Embrace them! Ride them like a comet streaking across the night sky. Because there's wisdom in those wild swings, like the hidden beauty in the chaotic patterns of fractals. So, my dear celestial beings, while the moon hangs out in Libra's neck of the cosmos, remember to balance your inner nerd with your outer hippie. Let your emotions flow like the Milky Way, and remember, even though we're just tiny specks in an infinite universe, we're still pretty darn cool. Until next time, keep your telescopes handy and always ask the big questions, like why isn't pizza considered a planet? I mean, it's round, beloved by all, and let's face it, it's the center of many a late-night gathering. But alas, the mysteries of the universe continue...Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 21 Vir 16' 48", moving at 0.31 degrees per day, and is 111834986km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury In Virgo: A Dalek's Night Out
Do you hear that? No, it’s not the sound of the TARDIS materializing in your backyard. That’s Mercury, zooming into Virgo like a Dalek on a mission. Oh, and just a heads up, Mercury is currently a whopping 111936505.654289857km away. So, no worries about any immediate alien invasion.
Now, what does this mean for you? Well, let's break it down. With Mercury in Virgo, your mind becomes as sharp as a sonic screwdriver. Your speech? Precise as a Dalek's aim. There's no time for sugar-coating or waffling about Timey-Wimey stuff. We're cutting through the space-time continuum to get straight to the point.
Virgo, the celestial equivalent of a whizz-kid with a Rubik’s cube, has a knack for stripping out the unnecessary fluff. So, while Mercury is doing its thing in Virgo, your ability to analyse information quicker than K-9 could calculate Pi to a thousand decimal places, becomes your new superpower.
Productivity levels? Off the chart! We're talking Gallifreyan levels of progress. No more getting stuck in a temporal loop of dead-end ideas or conversations that feel like they're stuck in a time lock. Details and useful information become your best friends, making this a time of great forward movement. Or as a Dalek might put it, "Advance! Advance!"
But be warned, fellow Whovians. During this cosmic event, we can develop a Dalek-like focus on finding faults. Yes, it's all very well wanting to EXTERMINATE flaws, but we risk insulting others or even becoming our own worst critics. So take a leaf out of the Doctor's book and remember, tact is key. Even a Dalek knows how to say 'please'... well, in their own unique way.
So there you have it. Mercury in Virgo. Your time to shine brighter than the Medusa Cascade. Just remember to keep your sonic screwdriver handy and always be kind. Allons-y!
Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 16 Leo 26' 25", moving backwards at 0.54 degrees per day, and is 44146203km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Alright, star gazers! Get ready to buckle up and turbo-boost your love life because Venus, our very own cosmic Cupid, has decided to park her celestial spaceship in Leo's territory. Now, let me tell you something about Leo -- the zodiac's drama queen and king, all rolled into one. When Venus, lord of love and luxury, enters Leo's dominion, we're not just talking whispering sweet nothings or holding hands at sunset. Oh no, my friends, we're talking full-blown, Shakespearean-style declarations of love. Picture Romeo under Juliet's balcony... but on a space station orbiting a distant star. That's the level of romantic extravaganza we're aiming for here. No more playing it cool, folks. While Venus is lounging around in Leo's cosmic living room, we need to step up our game. No one wants to feel like they're simply being tolerated. No sir, we want to be worshipped, adored, put on a pedestal! It's time to take that quantum leap of faith and make those grand gestures. If you're not ready to engage warp drive and shoot for the stars, you might just find yourself left floating in the asteroid belt of loneliness. But beware, fellow space travelers. With great power comes great... well, potential for interstellar melodramas. Leo, as king of the jungle, loves a good roar and isn't afraid to show its claws. If you're feeling neglected or unappreciated, there might be a temptation to start an argument just to remind everyone who's boss. Remember, we're navigating this universe as a team. If you're too focused on your own ego, you might end up solo navigating the cosmos. And let's talk about money. When Venus is in Leo, money is as valuable as dilithium crystals in your starship's engine. It's not just about hoarding wealth, it's about spreading it around like stardust on your cosmic journey. Leo loves the glitter and glamour, so feel free to splurge a little. But remember, the real satisfaction comes from generosity. Treating others to over-the-top gifts will make you happier than treating yourself -- think of it as the Prime Directive of Happiness. In the immortal words of Starfleet, "To boldly go where no man has gone before." Venus in Leo is a vibrant, colourful time. It's an opportunity to inject some fun into your relationships and remind yourself that a life devoid of a little excitement isMars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 25 Vir 20' 50", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 366835156km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
When Feisty Mars Meets Meticulous Virgo
Buckle up stargazers, because Mars, the interstellar poster child of impulsiveness, is currently doing the cosmic tango with Virgo, the zodiac's resident neat-freak. Imagine if you will, a fiery, headstrong warrior trying to organize his sock drawer by color, material and level of cosmic dust absorption. Yes, that’s the kind of vibe we’re dealing with.
Mars in Virgo is like having your personal drill sergeant - with a PhD in efficiency studies - guiding you through life. Suddenly, you’re not just doing things, you’re doing them with clockwork precision, so much so, you might even start timing how long it takes you to brush your teeth and incessantly trying to beat your previous record.
And health, oh boy! You're going to be more committed to your well-being than an alien obsessed with human anatomy. Don't be surprised if you wake up one morning and decide to run a marathon. Or suddenly swap your regular pizza for a kale salad. (Hey, stranger things have happened in the universe!)
But beware, my celestial comrades, for this transit can turn us into fault-finding machines. You might find yourself critiquing everything from your partner's dishwashing skills to the way the neighbor's cat meows. Remember, folks, not everyone operates at Spock-level perfection. A bit of patience goes a long way in preventing intergalactic warfare.
So, instead of channelling your newfound energy into finding faults in every corner of the cosmos, why not focus on making your own galaxy a better place? Balance that budget, plan that trip to Alpha Centauri, learn Klingon or finally get around to assembling that IKEA flat-pack furniture that's been gathering dust. There’s no better time for such projects than Mars in Virgo!
Remember, my stars-struck friends, this cosmic combo is all about efficiency, self-improvement, and a dash of good humor. So, let's channel our inner Sheldon Cooper and boldly go where no Mars in Virgo has gone before!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 11' 47", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 696676967km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Neo Meets the Bull: Jupiter in Taurus
Alright, folks. Grab your red pills and let's dive down the rabbit hole. Jupiter, our solar system's largest planet (and no, I don't mean your ex), is making its grand tour through Taurus, the zodiac's version of a luxurious, comfort-loving couch potato. It's like if The Big Lebowski met with Neil deGrasse Tyson for a cosmic chat.
First things first, let's remember that Jupiter is the Gandalf of planets - the good wizard stirring up wisdom and deep thought. And Taurus? Well, Taurus is more of the hobbit type, a creature of habit, happy to stay put and enjoy the finer things in life. But even Bilbo Baggins eventually left the Shire, right?
So, what happens when you mix the celestial Dumbledore with an astrological hobbit? Well, it's your opportunity to follow the white rabbit and tap into that inner wisdom that's been chilling out like an ignored Netflix subscription. It's time for a spiritual spring cleaning, folks!
Jupiter in Taurus is like having your personal life coach cheering you on from the sidelines as you make those dream boards and to-do lists a reality. It's about swapping your "one day" for "day one." And with Jupiter's "go big or go home" attitude combined with Taurus' stubborn determination, there's no stopping you now.
And here's the really fun part - Jupiter in Taurus can make it rain! Literally. This transit is like finding a lucky penny in the pocket of your favorite jeans, but on a much larger scale. Just remember, Taurus might love the good life, but it's not about greed. It's about prospering in all aspects of life, not just your bank account.
So as Jupiter moseys through Taurus, remember to take some time to appreciate the beauty around you, and maybe even indulge a little. After all, isn't life too short not to enjoy that second slice of pizza?
But be warned: Taurus has a tendency to overindulge and Jupiter can expand anything it touches. So, try not to confuse "treat yourself" with "eat the entire cake". Balance is key, people. Or as Neo would say, "There is no spoon... because I ate
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 04 Pis 22' 10", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1312103999km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Pulls a Pisces
Alright, cosmic cats and kittens, brace yourselves because Saturn, the Grand Poobah of the cosmos, just pulled a Pisces! And it's retrograde, to boot! Now I know what you're thinking - "Holy Nebula, not another retrograde!" - but hear me out. This is an opportunity dressed up as a cosmic conundrum.
Saturn in Pisces is like your somewhat stern but well-meaning auntie who insists on cleaning up your room, whether you like it or not. It's all for our own good, she says, while we grumble and put "Stay Out" signs on the door. But here's the kicker - Auntie Saturn has a point. Those dreams of writing a book or opening a vegan-friendly, sustainably-sourced, fair-trade coffee shop? It's time to dust them off and turn them into reality.
This celestial pairing of Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, and Pisces, the dreamy mystic, is all about putting some order into our kaleidoscope of dreams. It's time to get serious, folks, and by serious, I mean drafting a business plan, working out a budget, and researching loan options. Don't worry, you can still keep your flower crown on while doing it.
Now, the downside: Saturn in Pisces can feel a bit intrusive, like a celestial spotlight beaming directly into our daydreams. We might feel a tad restless, have more anxiety than a cat in a rocking chair store, or even suffer from sleep deprivation. But fret not, my starry-eyed friends, it's all part of the process.
Take this as a sign to prioritize inner peace. Meditate, take a leisurely stroll in the forest, practice deep breathing, or simply take a nap (but keep a dream journal handy!). You can even hit the hay earlier than usual to give your mind some extra downtime. This transit is all about tapping into the deep wisdom that can only come when we quiet our minds and listen. So let's lean into it and see what Auntie Saturn and Uncle Pisces have in store for us!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 23 Tau 02' 34", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2922930741km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings Earthlings! Buckle up, because Uranus is doing the cosmic tango with Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But my friendly neighborhood astrologer, Taurus is as fond of change as a cat is of baths!" And you know what? You're absolutely right. But guess what? Uranus didn't get the memo. It's all about shaking things up, like a cosmic salt shaker of surprise. So, Taurus, darling of stability and status quo, is going to have to learn some new dance steps. And let's face it, we might stumble, step on a few cosmic toes, maybe even rip our metaphorical space pants, but at the end of the dance, we'll realize it was worth it. Even if we have two left feet. Let’s talk about money. Taurus' favorite subject after fine wine and gourmet cheese. With Uranus in town, we're about to see some revolutionary changes in the fiscal arena. Imagine Bitcoin having a baby with Apple Pay and you're somewhere in the ballpark. Banks might as well be roller discos, and the stock market could turn into a round of bingo. So, hold onto your space wallets! On a personal level, this Uranus-Taurus mashup wants us to reevaluate our relationship with the green stuff. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - they're all about to get a cosmic audit. It's time to break free from that financial gravity pulling us down. And let's not forget about material possessions. Ever felt like you're drowning in a sea of stuff? Well, get ready for a lifeboat. This transit is all about simplifying and decluttering. Time to say sayonara to that collection of vintage Star Trek figurines (I know, it hurts). The bottom line is, change is happening, whether we want it or not. It's like a sneeze, you can't stop it. But you know what? The changes we make during this period can actually help bring us to a point of greater stability. And who knows, maybe we'll even find that we've got some pretty good moves on the cosmic dance floor. So, let's embrace the groove, and remember, Uranus has your back, even if it is almost 3 billion kilometers away.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 03' 29", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4342373727km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, buckle up, star gazers, we're going on a cosmic jaunt! Our blue buddy Neptune has decided to take a little vacation in the dreamy waters of Pisces. Now remember, Neptune is one cool customer - always keeping its distance, around 4.3 billion kilometers from our tiny blue dot. And guess what? It's in retrograde! Uh-oh, right? Wrong! This isn't Mercury we're talking about! Now, let's get one thing straight, when Neptune swims in the infinite ocean of Pisces, it's like a foggy pair of spectacles suddenly getting a good old clean. You can see clearly now, the rain... er, petty differences are gone! Everything gleams with the gold of unity and the path to all-round goodness shines brighter than your grandpa's bald spot in the midday sun. It's a bit like being at a cosmic party where everyone is invited, and you're being asked: "Hey, how can you make this shindig better?" We've all got something to offer, whether it's your grandma's secret recipe for world peace or your uncanny ability to predict the next big hairstyle trend (mullets are coming back, I swear). What's more, this celestial event is the perfect time to dive into your spiritual side. Always wanted to try yoga? Go for it! Want to build a shrine to your favorite sci-fi show? Live long and prosper, my friends! But remember, Neptune in Pisces doesn't just want you to explore, it wants you to share. It's like that friend who insists on group karaoke even though they know you can't carry a tune. Except in this case, the tune is your spiritual awakening, and the karaoke bar is the world. So, my fellow stargazers, get out there and make your unique mark on the universe. After all, we're all made of star stuff!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 28' 07", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5077536300km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: A Cosmic Comedy in Progress
Alright, celestial enthusiasts! Get your telescopes, star maps, and Saturday night fever ready because we're venturing into the cosmic disco of galaxies. Yes! It's Pluto, our underdog planet, shaking its groove thing in serious Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Isn't Pluto a dwarf planet?" Well, my friends, in the grand waltz of the cosmos, size doesn't matter. It's all about how you use your gravitational pull!
Now, Pluto and Capricorn are like the power couple of the solar system, always striving for success and power... they're basically the Beyonce and Jay-Z of the galaxy. But with great power comes... well, you know, a tendency to forget the little people. Or in this case, the other planets' viewpoints. And let me tell you, Saturn is not happy about being ignored. It's throwing cosmic side-eye like it's going out of style!
During this transit, we may find ourselves tossing aside compassion like yesterday's horoscope. But remember folks, nobody likes a cosmic bully. So keep those interstellar ears open for ideas other than your own. You wouldn't want to miss an enlightening conversation with Uranus, now would you?
But here's where it gets really fun. Old man Pluto, bless his icy heart, wants us to break free from our negative patterns. Yikes! Sounds like a recipe for a cosmic meltdown. But fear not, my stargazing compadres. This is a chance for some good ol' fashioned constructive destruction (it's like spring cleaning, but with more existential dread).
So as Pluto boogies down in Capricorn, remember to be deliberate in what you destroy in your life. Because let's face it, nobody wants to accidentally incinerate their collection of Star Trek memorabilia during a bout of cosmic cleansing. Trust me, I've been there.
And there you have it, folks! Pluto in Capricorn: a cosmic comedy in progress. Tune in next time for more astronomical antics, and remember – keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground. Unless you're an astronaut. Then do whatever floats your boat. Or spaceship.
Current Planetary Aspects