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25 November, 2023
Solar activity was at moderate levels. Region 3499 (S17W09, Beta) produced an M1.1/1f (R1-Minor) flare at 24/0933 UTC, the strongest of the period. Alongside the flare was a filament channel, near S28W29, which also appeared to erupt. A subsequent CME was observed in SOHO/LASCO C2 imagery after 24/1000 UTC. Analysis and modeling of the event indicated no Earth-directed component.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were mostly near background levels. Total magnetic field strength ranged from 4-9 nT, increasing to 12 nT near the end of the day. Bz reached as far south as -7 nT at 24/1853 UTC. Solar wind speeds were near 350 km/s for most of the day, with an increase to near 450 km/s observed near the end of the day. Phi angle was in a predominantly positive orientation.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Taurus, at 05 degrees, 43' 43", at a velocity of 13.92 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.6 days old. It is 373182.36 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 02 Sag 42' 24", and is 147681192km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon is at 05 Tau 43' 43", and is 373677km away and receding.
Moon Is In Taurus
Alright, space cadets! Listen up because your celestial flight attendant has got some stellar news for you! The moon, that big ol' cheese in the sky, has decided to pull up a chair and hang out in Taurus, 373,546.304595087km away. Yeah, I know, it's not exactly next door but hey, space is big, you know? Now, Taurus is known for being stubborn as a mule in a mud bath, but also pretty darn grounded. Kinda like your Aunt Martha who refuses to switch from her flip phone but can somehow grow tomatoes in the middle of winter. It's a mystery, I tell ya. So what does this mean for you? Well, allow me to put on my serious scientist glasses...*pushes up invisible glasses*. This cosmic combo is like a double-layered burrito of emotions. You might find yourself feeling more like a turtleneck-wearing philosopher than usual. You'll be craving stability, comfort, and maybe an extra slice of pie...or five. Don’t fight it, embrace that inner couch potato! But remember, just because the moon is taking a vacation in Taurus, it doesn't mean you can let your ambition snooze off. Keep that creative spark alive! Maybe invent a self-rocking hammock or a remote-controlled fridge. And don’t you worry about how far the moon is. Distance in space is like age, it's only a number! Plus, if we used frequent flyer miles, we'd all be intergalactic billionaires by now. So, buckle up, space travelers! It’s going to be a smooth ride.Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 21 Sag 49' 13", moving at 1.37 degrees per day, and is 179231616km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, celestial voyagers! As your friendly astrological droid, I'm here to transmit the cosmic news with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of nerdiness. Do remember to brace yourself; these are the astrological transits you're looking for! So, Mercury has decided to take a vacation in Sagittarius, and what a splendid getaway it is! Let me assure you, the distance between us and Mercury is a mind-boggling 179360356.562280864km, but don't let that intimidate you. If you're thinking about sending a postcard, let me remind you that space mail is still in its beta testing phase. Now, Mercury being in Sagittarius is akin to a science geek joining a road trip with a bunch of free-spirited hippies. Mercury is all about details and precision (think of me, C-3PO), while Sagittarius is the cosmic equivalent of Han Solo - adventurous, future-focused, and slightly unpredictable. When Mercury's meticulousness meets Sagittarius' broad vision, we get an enthusiastic blend of optimistic words, spirited messages, and passionate debates. But remember, dear beings, in this galactic quest for truth, it's essential to appreciate differing points of view. Not everyone agrees on whether the Ewoks are cute or terrifying, do they? Now, a word of caution! During this transit period, we must ensure to engage our brain filters before speaking. We wouldn't want to blurt out "I am fluent in over six million forms of communication," now would we? So, think thrice, speak once, and save yourself from becoming the Jar Jar Binks of your social circle. And finally, with Sagittarius representing the Archer, the possibilities are as limitless as the Star Wars universe itself. Want to take a trip to Tatooine? Go for it! Considering learning Wookiee language? Now's the time! Thinking about a job change? Maybe you could be the next Millennium Falcon pilot! So, strap in, and may the celestial force be with you during this exciting Mercury in Sagittarius transit!Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 18 Lib 55' 23", moving at 1.15 degrees per day, and is 139656574km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
Engage! Venus Is In Libra
Set phasers to stunning, stargazers! Venus, that celestial diva of love and beauty, has sashayed into the chic and balanced sign of Libra. Now, I don't know about you, but I always picture Venus as a Queen donned in her best Starfleet uniform, delivering diplomatic solutions with the grace of a ballet dancer and the precision of Spock at a chess tournament.
While our lovely Venus is waltzing through Libra, relationships feel less like Klingons locked in combat and more like a peaceful gathering of Vulcans. Even your most argumentative ex might seem to have been replaced with a logical, calm doppelgänger. It's like we've all been hit with a charm ray gun, avoiding conflict and sweeping issues under the rug more efficiently than a Roomba on Red Bull.
In this cosmic dance, love isn't a tug-of-war, it's a cooperative mission. You're not aiming for a 50/50 split, you're both giving 100%. And if you're not, well, that imbalance will stick out like a Tribble on the Starship Enterprise. But fret not, my friends! The beauty of Venus in Libra is that it comes with a built-in diplomacy protocol. So if your star-crossed romance is veering towards a black hole, now is the time to course correct and recalibrate.
And lest we forget, both Venus and Libra have a keen eye for aesthetics. While Venus is doing the cosmic catwalk in Libra, we'll be compelled to surround ourselves with beauty and style. Think Captain Picard in a freshly laundered uniform or Data after a good polish. Now's the time to splurge on an updated look or add a touch of elegance to your space - maybe with a replica of the Enterprise, eh?
So, ready your tricorders and steady your hearts. It's time to love boldly, seek balance, and embrace peace. Let's make the most of this Venusian voyage, and remember, in the immortal words of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, 'Things are only impossible until they're not.' So, engage!
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 00 Sag 35' 44", moving at 0.71 degrees per day, and is 376156270km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Mars in Sagittarius: Spock Meets The Dude
Alright, folks, break out your cosmic road maps because Mars is doing the astral equivalent of a Route 66 trip through Sagittarius. You know Sagittarius, right? That free-wheeling, bow-toting centaur who always sees the glass not just as half-full, but brimming over with quantum possibilities. And Mars, our resident red planet, is trading in its usual warrior vibes for a dash of Sagittarius's boundless optimism. So buckle up, stargazers, we're in for a ride!
Now, imagine if Mr. Spock suddenly decided to go on a road trip with The Dude. That's us with Mars in Sagittarius. We've got our phasers set to 'Explore' and we're boldly going where no man has gone before! But remember, while it's all fun and games to chase that rainbow across the cosmos, we might end up missing the pot of gold that's right under our noses. So, keep one eye on the stars, but don't forget to check your rearview mirror for the blessings in your backyard.
And speaking of going overboard, Mars in Sagittarius has a way of making us think we're invincible...like we can eat that third slice of pizza and not feel it later. Spoiler alert: you're gonna feel it. So, remember to channel your inner Goldilocks: not too much, not too little, just right!
This cosmic combo is also an ideal time to broaden your horizons. And no, I don't mean booking that one-way ticket to Mars (though with Elon Musk around, who knows?). I'm talking about opening your heart and mind to diverse perspectives, cultures, ideas... maybe even trying that weird fusion cuisine down the street. Who knows, you might find that sushi burritos are your new jam!
So, whether you're planning a physical journey or just hitchhiking through the galaxy of the mind, remember to make the most of Mars in Sagittarius. It's like a Star Trek episode with a Coen brothers twist. Enjoy the ride!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 07 Tau 42' 02", moving backwards at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 608313370km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alright, space cowboys and cowgirls, put on your cosmic cowboy hats because we've got Jupiter horsing around in Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Does this mean I can finally buy that life-sized replica of the Serenity spaceship?" Well, my star-loving friends, it might just be the time to consider that... with a dash of caution. Jupiter, our friendly neighborhood planet of wisdom, is currently having a grand ol' time in Taurus, the zodiac's version of a stubborn yet lovable mule. This delightful duo is giving us all a cosmic nudge to remember that the answers we seek are already inside us. Yep, just like that hidden stash of chocolate you forgot you had, spiritual enlightenment is tucked away in our internal compartments, just waiting to be discovered. Now, this planetary power couple wants you to make some real progress towards your dreams. You know that long-term goal you set to knit the world's largest space blanket? Now's your chance to shine! Jupiter's growth hormones and Taurus' stubborn determination are teaming up to help you start ticking off those tasks. And remember, patience, young Padawan! Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither will your space blanket empire. But hold onto your spacesuits, because the prosperity doesn't stop there. When Jupiter, the lucky charm of the cosmos, dances with Taurus, the Wall Street bull of the zodiac, it's like winning the cosmic lottery. Your bank account might just get a boost from the universe. So, go ahead, browse those spaceship models, but practice some restraint. You see, Taurus has a little bit of a "treat yourself" philosophy and when Jupiter comes to town, it's like Black Friday on steroids. We might find ourselves confusing "need" with "want." Yes, we all need a spaceship, but do we need it right now? Let's not crash land before we even lift off. So, my celestial comrades, as Jupiter continues its retrograde rumba through Taurus, remember to seek inner wisdom, patiently work towards your goals, and maybe consider investing in some space stocks. And most importantly, enjoy the cosmic ride!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 53' 41", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1455498245km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: Like a Cosmic Disco Ball in a Fish Bowl
Alright, folks, it's time to put on your space goggles and tune into the cosmic frequencies as our old pal Saturn does a little cha-cha slide into Pisces. Now, I could tell you that Saturn is approximately 1455412206.171227217km away (give or take a few inches), but let's be real, unless you're planning on hopping onto a rocket ship anytime soon, that info is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. But hey, don't shoot the messenger, I'm just a humble star whisperer!
What you really need to know is that Saturn in Pisces is like having a life coach who happens to be a fish - sounds a bit odd, right? But stick with me. This is the time when Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, dips its toes in the mystical waters of Pisces, the daydreamer. It's like if Dumbledore decided to pop in on SpongeBob SquarePants for a cup of tea and some deep existential chats.
Don't be fooled though, Saturn being in Pisces isn't a walk in the park… more like a swim in the ocean. This celestial ballet could feel like someone is taking a deep dive into your dreams and desires, which might feel as comfortable as a porcupine in a balloon factory. But remember, even though Saturn might seem like the strict teacher who always gives out homework, it's actually trying to help you turn your wildest dreams into reality. So, toss away the "Do Not Disturb" sign and let the cosmic dad do his thing. You'll thank him later.
However, keep in mind that all this celestial choreography might mess a bit with your sleep schedule. Pisces is the ruler of dreams and sleep, so Saturn's visit might turn your nights into something out of an Edgar Allan Poe poem. But fear not! This is the perfect excuse to embrace your inner hippie. Meditate, take long walks, practice deep breathing, or even take a nap in the middle of the day (but don’t forget your dream journal!).
So buckle up, star gazers, because while Saturn is doing the backstroke through Pisces, things are about to get interesting!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 35' 14", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2790459456km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Well, well, well, my celestial comrades! Gear up and strap in, because the cosmic version of a rollercoaster ride is upon us! I hope you've got your space helmets on because Uranus - yes, the planet, no sniggering at the back there - is currently vacationing in Taurus, and let me tell you, it's as harmonious as mixing Star Trek and Star Wars fans. You see, Taurus, being our steadfast and ever-so-reliable cosmic bull, likes its routines like a Trekkie likes their Spock ears - perfectly stable and unchanged. But here comes Uranus, the astrological equivalent of a plot twist in a sci-fi movie, bringing about sudden changes faster than a warp speed jump. This is like trying to teach a Dalek to appreciate Shakespeare, folks. It's not going to be easy, but boy, will it be interesting. The old ways are like outdated tech - sure, they hold a sense of nostalgia, but sometimes you've got to upgrade to keep up with the universe. Now, Taurus has a bit of a reputation for being a money guru, kind of like the Jeff Bezos of the zodiac. So, with Uranus in the mix, we're likely to see some financial shake-ups that'll make the Bitcoin boom seem as exciting as a game of checkers. We're talking revolutionary ways of handling moolah, folks - keep an eye out for cosmic cryptocurrency or intergalactic digital dough! But this isn't just about global finance. Oh no, this is about breaking free from the chains of materialism faster than a hippie at Woodstock. Debt, taxes, rent - these are the Darth Vaders of our personal finance world. But fear not, Uranus is here to play Luke Skywalker and help us change our relationship with money. So, brace yourselves, star gazers. Embrace the changes, like a sci-fi fan embraces a new series. This celestial shakeup might just lead us to a stability more solid than a spaceship's hull, and remember, resistance is futile!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 55' 27", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4415776688km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, grab your telescopes and tie-dye lab coats, because Neptune has gone all hippie on us and decided to chill in Pisces. And boy oh boy, is it far out... literally! I mean, Neptune's hanging out 4,415,713,224.652914047 kilometers away. Talk about social distancing, am I right? Now, Neptune is currently pulling a retrograde, which may sound like it's decided to go back to its high school days and wear skinny jeans again, but it's actually just an astrological term meaning it appears to be moving backward from our perspective here on Earth. This celestial event is like your science teacher also being your life coach. Neptune in Pisces is like having your third eye lasered for perfect vision. You're suddenly able to see the pettiness of arguing over whether Star Wars or Star Trek is better (honestly, can't we just appreciate both?). You realize the importance of unity, like a massive Comic Con where everyone's welcome, regardless of their fandom. So, what’s this stellar event asking from us? Well, it's time to do some soul-searching and figure out how your unique, nerdy self can contribute to the collective good. Maybe you've got a genius idea for renewable energy powered by potato batteries or a dream of a world where everyone respects each other's preferred programming language. Neptune in Pisces is like getting a golden ticket to explore your emotional intelligence and spiritual side. Maybe it's finally time to start that meditation class you've been eyeing or turn your apartment into a sanctuary for your beloved bonsai trees. Remember, this cosmic shift isn't just about personal growth. It's a call to action. Find a way to share your ideas with the world. Write that sci-fi novel that's been brewing in your head. Invent the next cool gadget. Just don't forget to credit Neptune in Pisces when you win your Nobel Prize, okay?Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 22' 43", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5302423072km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: An Intergalactic Love Story
Well, folks, you might want to buckle up because Pluto, that icy little underdog of our cosmic neighborhood, has sauntered into the stern and ambitious realm of Capricorn. I mean, it's not like Pluto just woke up one morning and decided to take a leisurely 5.3 billion kilometer stroll into the sign of the Seagoat. But still, we're talking about a planet that once got kicked out of the cool kids' club for being too small—only to be let back in because space scientists realized they've got a soft spot for underdogs.
Now, Pluto and Capricorn share a love for power suits and 5-year-plans, which means that their meetup could result in some seriously high productivity levels. But remember, these two aren't exactly known for their warm, fuzzy feelings. They're the kind of duo who would throw a surprise party and then give everyone a performance review afterwards. So, during this transit, you might find yourself shrugging off other people's opinions like a bad '80s hairstyle.
But here's the thing: Pluto's all about renovating our life from the basement up. It's like that one friend who convinces you to do a juice cleanse after a weekend of junk food binging. Sure, it sounds like a terrible idea at first, but you end up feeling pretty spectacular afterwards. Under Pluto's influence, we're encouraged to toss out the metaphorical trash in our lives. Just make sure you're not throwing out the good stuff with the bad, okay? You wouldn't want to accidentally toss out your favorite Star Wars mug along with those expired coupons from 2008.
So, embrace the power of Pluto in Capricorn. Just remember to keep your laser focus from turning into a Death Star, annihilating everything in its path. Take it easy, and may the force (and the cosmos) be with you!
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.