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Horoscope: Retrograde Rendezvous
Retrograde Rendezvous: A Nerdy, Hilarious Horoscope By Your Very Own Space Hippie Astrologer
Greetings, my dear space travelers! As we embark on our cosmic journey through the interstellar highways, let's check out what these groovy planetary retrogrades have in store for us all.
Mercury in Taurus: Prepare to channel your inner Spock as Mercury brings logic and reason to the forefront of your thoughts. Don't be surprised if you find yourself debating the merits of Star Wars versus Star Trek at your next dinner party. #LiveLongAndProsper
Venus in Gemini: Ooh la la! Venus is ready to play matchmaker in the constellation of the Twins, so get ready to meet some exciting new prospects, or maybe even discover a newfound appreciation for your current partner's nerdy quirks. #LoveIsInTheAir
Mars in Cancer: As Mars swims through the sensitive waters of Cancer, it's time to unleash your inner Captain Planet and save the environment, one reusable shopping bag at a time. Embrace your eco-warrior spirit and lead the charge towards a greener future. #GoPlanet
Jupiter in Aries: Jupiter's adventurous vibes are supercharged in Aries, making it the perfect time to boldly go where no one has gone before. Try new things, explore uncharted territories, and maybe even learn Klingon while you're at it. #AdventureTime
Saturn in Pisces: Channel your inner Yoda
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