There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:

Greetings, Cosmic Wanderers!

Welcome to this psychedelic planetary retrograde horoscope, brought to you by none other than your friendly neighborhood space sage, Professor Bernard Quatermass! 🚀👽✌️

As we embark on this celestial journey, let's take a peek into the kaleidoscope of cosmic energy that's swirling around our groovy little blue marble. 🌎💫

Mercury in Taurus 🌐♉️

With Mercury doing the moonwalk in Taurus, communication could be slower than a three-toed sloth on tranquilizers. So, practice patience, dear cosmic wanderers, and remember: good things come to those who wait... and wait... and wait... 😴 #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheRace

Venus in Gemini 💕♊️

Ah, Venus in Gemini... Love is in the air, but it's as fickle as a nerd's allegiance to sci-fi franchises. Star Wars or Star Trek? Why not both?! Keep an open mind, and you might find yourself pleasantly surprised by a new romantic endeavor or rekindling an old flame. #LoveIsLikeASciFiMarathon

Mars in Cancer ⚔️♋️

Mars is currently hanging out in Cancer like a socially awkward crab at a beach party. Emotions are running high, and tempers could flare up faster than a supernova. Channel that energy into creative pursuits, or work on perfecting your Jedi mind tricks. #TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne

Jupiter in Aries 🌟♈️

With Jupiter in Aries, it's time to boldly go where no astro-hippie has gone before! Take the initiative, explore new frontiers, and don't be afraid to embrace your inner Captain Kirk. Just remember to keep your phasers set to stun

The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 08 degrees, 31' 34", at a velocity of 13.32 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 14.3 days old. It is 384984.96 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

The solar wind field was indicative of a return towards an ambient, background-like state. Total IMF strength was mainly 4-5 nT and the Bz component underwent only weak deviations. Solar wind speed trended towards decreased speeds, ending the period near 400 km/s. The phi angle was firmly negative.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.