Retrograde Report for 5 July, 2023

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Your Whacky Retrograde Horoscope

Oh, beloved space cadets, we're in for a celestial rollercoaster! Mercury, our chatty neighbour, has taken up residence in Cancer. Expect to find yourself reminiscing about the past and craving your grandma's secret mac 'n cheese recipe. #NostalgiaAlert #ComfortFood

Meanwhile, Venus and Mars, the steamy lovers of our solar system, are partying in Leo. Expect to feel exceptionally fabulous and passionate. And don't forget, as the saying goes, "In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!" So, put on those rose-tinted glasses and strut your stuff. #LoveIsInTheStars #Lionhearted

But wait, there's more! Jupiter, the big daddy of blessings, is hanging out in Taurus. Brace yourselves, as you may suddenly find an urge to invest in bitcoin or maybe even start your own beekeeping business. Just remember - fortune favours the brave, but not the foolish. #BigRiskBigReward #BeeOrNotToBee

And then we have Saturn vacationing in Pisces, urging us to learn from the past and make conscientious decisions. Go ahead, build that rocket ship out of recycled materials. But don't forget your helmet! #SafetyFirst #RecycleReuseRocket

In other news, Uranus has joined Jupiter in Taurus, so expect some unexpected changes in your routine. Maybe you'll take up yoga with goats or start knitting sweaters for penguins. Who knows? The universe works in mysterious ways. #EmbraceTheUnexpected #GoatYoga

Neptune, the dreamer, is also chilling in Pisces. Expect some vivid dreams and sudden artistic inspirations. Grab that paintbrush, folks! #DreamsIntoReality #ArtisticInspiration

Lastly, Pluto in Capricorn reminds us that change is inevitable. So, whether you're planning to conquer the world or just clean out your garage, now is the time to start. #StartNow #ChangeIsComing

Remember my star-studded

The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 07 degrees, 51' 42", at a velocity of 15.06 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. It is 363736.44 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Solar wind parameters reflected an ambient-like state. Total field ranged 5-7 nT, and the Bz component was at or near neutral with no significant, sustained southward deflections. Solar wind speeds averaged near 350-375 km/s. Phi was in a positive solar sector.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.