"Hold Onto Your Telescopes! The Moon is Evicting Leo for Virgo - Cosmic Drama Ensues!"
"Breaking Cosmic News: Mars Ditches Aquarius to Skinny Dip in Pisces - Galactic Skinny Jeans No Longer Fit!"
A fast boat is seen at sunrise after the landing of SpaceX Dragon Endurance spacecraft a few hours earlier in the Gulf of Mexico off the coast of Pens...
"Breaking Cosmic News: The Moon, After a Dramatic Leo Performance, Gets a Virgo Makeover. Will It Now Start Alphabetising Its Craters?"