"Libra, brace yourself for a cosmic balancing act that would make even the most neurotic robot feel stable!"
Libra is the seventh astrological sign in the Zodiac. It spans 180°–210° celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, Sun transits this area on average between (northern autumnal equinox) September 23 and October 23, and under the sidereal zodiac, the sun currently transits the constellation of Libra from approximately October 16 to November 17.
"Libra, brace yourself for a cosmic balancing act that would make even the most neurotic robot feel stable!"
"Libra, the Scales of Destiny Tip in Your Favor! But Watch Out for Mercury Retrograde, Ming's Dastardly Planetary Scheme!"
"Attention Libra! Brace yourselves for a cosmic balancing act that will have you juggling more than a Ferengi at a latinum convention!"
"Beep boop bleep! Libra, your stars align and balance is restored. But watch out for pesky asteroids causing chaos in your love life. Beep beep!"