"Well, well, well, dear Geminis! Looks like the stars are aligning in your favor, but don't get too excited just yet. With Mercury in retrograde, you might find yourself feeling a bit like a Ferengi lost in a wormhole. But fear not, my dear friends, for with your wit and charm, you'll navigate this cosmic chaos with ease. Just be sure to avoid making any major decisions during this time, unless you want to end up in a temporal anomaly. Live long and prosper, my Gemini darlings!"