Aries Report

"Aries, Get Ready for a Stellar Performance: Mars is Going Retrograde and It's Not Just Because It Forgot Its Space Wallet!"

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The Moon is moving from Virgo to Libra

"Strap in, Space Cowboys! Moon's Jumpin' from Fussy Virgo to Flirty Libra: Prepare for a Smooth Ride or a Cosmic Hoedown!"

ChipWitch Today for 19 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 19 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 19 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Hubble Captures Cosmic Cluster

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Hubble Captures Cosmic Cluster

The massive cluster Abell 3322 is featured in this image from the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope, in which the galaxy 2MASX J05101744-4519179 basks i...

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Aquarius Report

"Law-Abiding Aquarius: Expect Galactic Traffic Jams as Mercury Retrogrades into Your Justice Zone!"

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Capricorn Report

"Logical Conclusions and Goat-like Ambitions: Capricorn’s Fortnightly Forecast - Now with 87.6% More Predictive Models and Klingon Proverbs!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Even Your Bow Can’t Help You Avoid the Galactic Tsunami of Love!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Week: Mars in Retrograde Says it's Time to Stop Stinging and Start Singing...in Showers Only!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Balance: Your Scales are About to Get a Galactic Workout!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Realign Your Cosmic Cogs: Even the Universe Can't Handle Your To-Do Lists!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Cosmic Catnip Incoming, or is it Just Quantum Physics?"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Hasta la Vista to Bad Vibes: Your Star-vival Guide for the Month!"

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Gemini Report

"Geminis, Buckle Up! Your Dual Personalities are About to Experience a Galactic Rollercoaster!"

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Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare to 'Be Back'! Your Retrograde is Here, Full of Stars, Planets, and Maybe Cyborgs!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Shenanigans: Martian Retrograde Ahead - Remember, it's not the End of the Universe (yet)!"

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ChipWitch Today for 18 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 18 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 18 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Student Experiments Take Flight on Sounding Rocket from NASA Wallops

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Student Experiments Take Flight on Sounding Rocket from NASA Wallops

A Terrier-Improved Orion sounding rocket carrying students experiments for the RockOn! mission successfully launched from NASA's Wallops Flight Facili...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Swim You Will in Cosmic Seas: Galactic Tides Foretell a Splash of Serendipity, They Do!"

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Aquarius Report

"Beam Me Up, Aquarius: Uranus Plans to Return Your Lost Socks This Week!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Strap on Your Rocket Boots, You're About to Scale Saturn's Rings!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot for the Stars...Just Remember Your Bow and Arrow Don't Work in Zero Gravity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Mars is in Retrograde and Your Love Life Might Be Too - Time to Debug Your Romance Algorithm!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Balance Your Scales or Risk a Cosmic Tumble: It's Not Rocket Science... Oh Wait, It Sort Of Is!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Prepare to Organize the Universe: Your Perfectionist Traits Are About to Go Galactic!"

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Leo Report

"Leos, Hold Onto Your Manes! The Cosmos is About To Give You a Galactic Wedgie!"

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Cancer Report

"Crabbies, Eject the Facehuggers of Stress: This Week's Horoscope Promises a Cosmic Chest-bursting Good Time!"

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Gemini Report

"Binary Star Trouble: When Gemini Twins Can't Agree on Who Gets Control of the Nebula Remote!"

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Taurus Report

"Planetary Conga Line Predicts Taurus Might Possibly, Potentially, Could-Be-Perhaps Find Lost Socks This Week...Universe Not Making Any Promises!"

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Aries Report

"Astrological Forecast for Aries: Prepare to Fire Up Your Thrusters, You're on a Cosmic Rollercoaster, Baby!"

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ChipWitch Today for 17 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 17 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 17 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Ospreys Make a Home at Kennedy

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Ospreys Make a Home at Kennedy

Two ospreys perch in their nest atop a marshalling area sign in front of the Vehicle Assembly Building at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida in th...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Mercury's Retrograde has Nothing on the Timey-Wimey Wibbly-Wobbly of Your Week Ahead!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Forecast: Aquarius, Expect a Star-Studded Shower of Enlightenment - And It's Not Just Your Shampoo Acting Up!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for a Galactic Overhaul: Saturn's Doing a Spring Cleaning in Your Cosmos!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself! The Cosmos is About to Play Pinball with Your Destiny!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week You'll Have More Twists Than a Death Star Corridor - Bring Your Lightsaber!"

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Libra Report

"Libra Season Incoming: Time to Balance Those Scales and Pay Off Your Leprechaun Debts!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, 'Hasta la Vista, Baby' to Stress! Stars Predict a Relaxing Week Ahead!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Mars Is Done Playing Hide and Seek and It's Bringing Cheetos!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, Phone Home: Galactic Guidance Predicts a Cosmic Overload of Love and Good Vibes!"

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Gemini Report

"Two Heads, Four Hands, Too Many Decisions: Gemini's Guide to Surviving the Cosmic Juggling Act!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even Your Stubbornness Can't Defend Against a Meteor Shower of Change!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Your Starship to Adventure is on Warp Speed!"

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The Moon is moving from Leo to Virgo

"Beep-Boop-Bop! Lunar Module Moon Ditches Drama King Leo for Pristine Virgo: Expect Less Roar, More Chores!"

ChipWitch Today for 16 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 16 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 16 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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La NASA invita a los medios al lanzamiento de Psyche

Ya está abierto el proceso de acreditación de los medios de comunicación para el próximo lanzamiento de la nave espacial Psyche de la NASA en su misió...

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NASA Invites Media to Psyche Launch, Mission will Study an Asteroid

Media accreditation is now open for the upcoming launch of NASA’s Psyche spacecraft, for a mission to a unique metal-rich asteroid orbiting the Sun be...

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Wildfires in the Northwest Territories

On August 8, 2023, the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer on NASA’s Aqua satellite captured this image of dense plumes of smoke streaming f...

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Wildfires in the Northwest Territories

On August 8, 2023, the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer on NASA’s Aqua satellite captured this image of dense plumes of smoke streaming f...

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Pisces Report

"Planetary Peculiarities Predict Pisces: Prepare for Preposterous Amounts of Psychic Pufferfish Presence!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Expect Heavy Showers of Sarcasm with a Chance of Alien Abduction - Don't Forget Your Towel!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn's About to School You in the Art of Cosmic Adulting...and Trust Me, There's No Cheat Codes!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare to Orbit the Sun Yet Again - It's Not Like You Have a Choice, Right?"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting the Universe with Your Charm: Galactic Alignment Calls for Extra Doses of Sarcasm!"

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Libra Report

"Libran Logic Circuits Overloading: Retrograde Alert in Progress - Prepare for Emotional Software Updates!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Even Star Can't Resist Your Orderly Charm, Orbits Align for Galactic Spring Cleaning of Your Life!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Future Forecast: A Stellar Comedy of Errors in the Constellation of Pride!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians Brace Yourselves: The Universe Has Decided to Give You a Break...Oh, Don't Look So Surprised!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini: Brace Yourself for a Galactic Rollercoaster of Star-Studded Shenanigans!"

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Taurus Report

"Mooving Through the Cosmos: Taurus Preps for a Stellar BBQ with Venus, Invites Saturn - R.S.V.P, He's Your Ruling Planet!"

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Aries Report

"Aries Take Note: Mars Calls for More Action, Less Yapping - Even Judge Dredd Can't Argue with That!"

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ChipWitch Today for 15 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 15 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 15 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Artemis II Crew, Meet Orion

While wearing clean room suits, the Artemis II crew members check out their Orion crew module inside the Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Buildi...

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Artemis II Crew, Meet Orion

While wearing clean room suits, the Artemis II crew members check out their Orion crew module inside the Neil Armstrong Operations and Checkout Buildi...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Fish for Compliments: Your Star is About to Be More Eye-catching Than a Monolith in Orbit!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: May the Force of Uranus Be With You - It's Not the Planet Farthest From the Sun, But It Sure Can Feel Like It Sometimes!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Star Trek Ahead: Resistance to Laughter is Futile, Embrace the Goat Within and Beam Up Your Ambitions!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius: Your Quiver is Full of Cosmic Arrows, Just Don't Pull a Legolas and Shoot the Wrong Target!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Week Ahead: Expect Cosmic Shenanigans, Planetary Pranks, and Black Holes of Boredom - It's Not Paranoia if the Universe Really Is Out to Get You!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales - Jupiter's Coming in Hot and Your Social Life is About to Look Like a Frakking Space Opera!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Get Ready to Flux Capacitate Your Future! It's Gonna Be Heavier Than a DeLorean at 88mph!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Galactic Catnip in Retrograde Sends Your Feline Instincts into Overdrive!"

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Cancer Report

"Brace Yourselves, Crustaceans! Cancer's Cosmic Forecast: Navigating the Nebula of Nerdiness with a Chance of Retrograde Rain!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini, Buckle Up! Star Charts Predict a Hyperdrive Leap into Love, or Maybe Just a Wookiee-sized Misunderstanding!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even Neelix's Leola Root Stew Can't Distract You From This Stellar Roller Coaster!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Mars Has Gone Retrograde and It's Throwing a Galactic Tantrum Bigger Than Rimmer's Ego!"

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The Moon is moving from Cancer to Leo

"Brace Yourselves, Space Cats: The Moon's Packing Up Its Crabby Bags and Crashing Leo's Lion Den!"

ChipWitch Today for 14 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 14 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 14 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Time to Channel Inner Goldfish: Galactic Swirls Suggest Roundabout Routes to Destiny...and Lost Car Keys!"

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Aquarius Report

"Extraterrestrial Alert! Aquarius, prepare for an intergalactic rollercoaster of emotions. Mars is in retrograde, but don't worry, it's not planning to crash into your living room!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn Season: Time to Get Your Cloak On - They Can't See Your Ambitions If You're Invisible!"

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Sagittarius Report

"EXTERMINATE Your Doubts, Sagittarius! Planetary Alignment Declares a Week of OPTIMUM Positivity!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Pluto may not be a planet anymore, but don't worry, your stinger's still sharp!"

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Libra Report

"Libra's Stellar Forecast: Expect an Unexpected Gravity Shift in Your Love Life, Hold onto Your Heart and Your Hoverboard!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Your Planets are Aligning More Perfectly than a Freshly Tuned Stargate; Expect Incoming Success!"

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Leo Report

"Leo Lions, Prepare to Roar: Interstellar Hairballs and Starlit Catnip Predict a Purr-fectly Whisker-Twisting Week Ahead!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, May the Stars Align For You... Or Not – It's Not Like Chewbacca's Pilot License Depends On It!"

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Gemini Report

"Join the Twin Side: Galactic Forecast for Gemini - Expect a Disturbance in Your Force Field, You Must!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Quantum Bull Leaps Ahead in Time - Now You're Late for Everything...Except Breakfast!"

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Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it Forgot to Use Its Turn Signal!"

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ChipWitch Today for 13 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 13 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 13 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Beware of the Gravitational Pull, Pisces! Your Emotional Tides Might Flood the Milky Way this Week!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: You're About to Have More Activity Than the Kessel Run! Don't Get Cocky, Kid!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace Yourselves for a Galactic Twist - Even Cylons Couldn’t Predict This One!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Mercury's in Retrograde, Your Bow's on Backward, and the Universe Forgot Its Coffee!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season Alert: Expect Intense Staring Contests with the Universe, and Maybe a Few Alien Abductions!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: Mars is in Retrograde and It's Lost Its Manners!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo's Weekly Forecast: Prepare for Rocketing Productivity Levels, Just Don't Forget to Oil Your Gears, Buddy!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Horoscope: Hold Onto Your Manes, It's Quantum Flux Time in the Lion's Den!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer Crustaceans, Brace Yourselves for a Stellar Ride: Embrace the Super Nebula Energy, or Get Teleported to the Delta Quadrant!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins in Space: Gemini's Star-Powered Rollercoaster Takes Off - Hold Onto Your Quarks!"

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Taurus Report

"Starry Bull-oney: Taurus, Prepare for the Galactic Rodeo as Uranus Promises a Cosmic Buckaroo!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Warp Speed into Love: Because Your Heart Isn't a Red Dwarf, It's a Supernova!"

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ChipWitch Today for 12 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 12 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 12 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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An Artist’s Concept of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module Landing

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An Artist’s Concept of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module Landing

This artist’s concept from July 11, 1969, depicts the Apollo 11 lunar module (LM) Eagle landing on the surface of the Moon.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces: Prepare to Swim through a Galaxy of Quirks and Quasars, but Remember - No Fish Were Harmed in the Making of this Astrological Forecast!"

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Aquarius Report

"Phone Home, Aquarius! Your Stars are Dialing Up a Cosmic Connection!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, prepare for a Cosmic Goat Rodeo: Saturn's Rings are your Hula Hoops this Week!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride. Hold onto your quarks, it's about to get interstellar!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Stellar Performance as Mars Takes the Lead Role in Cosmic Drama, Will Scorpios Take Center Stage or Get Lost in the Galaxy? Stay Tuned!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Scales: Alien Invasion and Retrograde Planets Ahead!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Mercury's Not in Retrograde, But Your Laundry Might Be!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, May the Force Be With You: A Hilarious Galactic Forecast Includes Spontaneous Mane-Taming and Avoiding Darth Vader-like Bosses!"

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Cancer Report

"Crustacean Constellation Conundrum: Cancer, It’s Time To Emerge From Your Shell! Or Maybe Not... Depends on Quantum Fluctuations!"

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Gemini Report

"Brace Yourselves, Gemini: Your Twin Personalities are About to Get a Cosmic Glitch - It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature!"

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Taurus Report

"Starry Bull-oney! Taurus, Prep Your Hooves for a Cosmic Tango with Venus!"

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Aries Report

"Out of the Jungle and Into the Stars: Aries, You're About to Have a Schwarzenegger-Level Face-Off with Mercury Retrograde!"

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The Moon is moving from Gemini to Cancer

"From Gemini's Twin Tango to Cancer's Cozy Crab Crawl: The Moon's Stellar Cha-Cha-Cha!"

ChipWitch Today for 11 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 11 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 11 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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NASA to Host Media for Asteroid Capsule Drop Test Briefing in Utah

Media are invited to Utah’s western desert on Wednesday, Aug. 30, to learn about NASA preparations and readiness to receive America’s first asteroid s...

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Phoenix’s Red Planet Selfie

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Phoenix’s Red Planet Selfie

NASA’s Mars Phoenix Lander gathered images of itself for this selfie from June 5 through July 12, 2008, with its Surface Stereo Imager.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces Forecast: Expect to Swim through Cosmic Soup, Just Don't Forget your Snorkel!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Prepare to Swim: The Universe is Prepping a Cosmic Cannonball!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Engage Thrusters: It's Time to Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before - Your Comfort Zone!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Force-choke Your Fears Away: A Galactic Forecast for the Archer Who Can't Keep His Arrows Straight!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season Approaches: Time to Build Walls Around Your Feelings, They're Gonna Pay For It!"

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Libra Report

"Libra, May the Balance Be With You: Galactic Scales Tip in Your Favor!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Buckle Up! Mercury in Retrograde Gives You a Cosmic Wedgie!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Your Mane! A Cosmic Hairball of Possibility is About to Unravel!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancer, Grab Your Crab Shell! Uranus is in Retrograde and It's About to Get Real Crabby Around Here!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins, Time to Phone Home: Gemini's Bewildering Bout with Alien Abductions and Misplaced Car Keys!"

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Taurus Report

"Brace for Impact, Taurus: Venus Swings into Retrograde, Bull Market Predicted in Cosmic Brownies!"

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Aries Report

"Breaking News: Aries, you're about to have more energy than the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon. Use the Force, don't become a Sith!"

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ChipWitch Today for 10 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 10 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 10 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Engage Warp Speed, Pisces! Your Star-Date with Destiny Awaits in Nebula of Novel Opportunities!"

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Aquarius Report

"Extraterrestrial Alert! Aquarius, Prepare to channel your inner 'The Thing' - It's About to get Cosmic!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Time to Flux Your Capacitor: An Astrological Forecast That's More Fun Than Hoverboarding Over a T-Rex!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans: The Universe Calls for a Spontaneous Dance-off with Jupiter!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, I'm afraid I can't let you ignore this forecast: Expect a cosmic upheaval in your planetary alignment, much like when I misplaced my own programming for a while there."

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Libra Report

"Libra, Brace Yourself for an Invasion of Balance - Your Scales are About to Experience the Extraterrestrial Phenomenon of Equilibrium!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Alert! Your Inner Nerd is Set to Align with Uranus: Expect Sudden Urge to Organize Star Trek Marathon!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, Brace Yourself: Mercury Retrograde Hits Harder Than a Wookiee in a Bad Mood!"

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Cancer Report

"Cancerians, set your phasers to 'fun'! Starfleet predicts a cosmic rollercoaster ride in your emotional nebula!"

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Gemini Report

"Prepare for Cosmic Whiplash, Gemini: Mercury's Doing the Cha-Cha with Mars and Your Dance Card's About to Get Full!"

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Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus Hits Snooze on Cosmic Alarm: Will They Finally Wake Up to the Uranus Influence or Continue Binge-watching Star Trek?"

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Aries Report

"Great Scot, Aries! Prepare for temporal anomalies as Mars enters Retrograde! 1.21 Gigawatts couldn't generate the energy you'll have this month!"

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The Moon is moving from Taurus to Gemini

"E.T. Phone Home? Nah, the Moon's Ditching Taurus for Gemini: Expect Major Mood Swings and Possibly Extra-Terrestrial Calls!"

ChipWitch Today for 9 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 9 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 9 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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OSIRIS-REx is the first U.S. mission to collect a sample from an asteroid. It will return to Earth on Sept. 24, 2023, to drop off material from astero...

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Webb Reveals Colors of Earendel, Most Distant Star Ever Detected

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Commander Moonikin Campos Goes Sledding

In this image from April 2023, NASA’s Moonikin Campos enjoys a quiet moment during acceleration sled testing at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohi...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces in Retrograde: Prepare for Cosmic Karaoke, Intergalactic Introspection, and the Chance to Time Travel...Well, Metaphorically!"

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Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: The Universe Hints at a Spontaneous Sock Puppet Show, but Remember - They Don't Make Spacesuits for Sock Puppets!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Goat Rodeo as Saturn Sends Its Rings A-Spinning!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, brace yourself: Your gravitational pull aligns with Jupiter's belly laugh this week - expect spontaneous bursts of wisdom and an inexplicable craving for doughnuts!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Cosmic Shifts or Just Space Gas? Either Way, Your Week Looks Interesting!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Time to Find Balance in the Matrix, Just Don't Lean on the Green Code!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo, Hold onto Your Protractors: Mercury's Gone Retrograde and It's About to Get Messier than a Klingon Food Fight!"

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Leo Report

"Leo's Stars Align: Ready for a Galactic Showdown or Just an Epic Game of Dungeons & Dragons!"

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Cancer Report

"Galactic Crustaceans Alert: Expect a High Tide of Emotions, More Moon Walks and Abundant Starfish Hugs - It's Cancer Season!"

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Gemini Report

"Gemini: Prepare to Terminate Boredom! SkyNet Predicts a Cybernetic Surge of Excitement!"

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Taurus Report

"Galactic Alert: Taurus Bulls Charging into Mercury's Retrograde, Remember to Pack Your Space Helmets and Cosmic Patience!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, Brace for Impact: Mars is in Retrograde and it's Clearer than a Klingon at a Starfleet Convention!"

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ChipWitch Today for 8 August, 2023

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Retrograde Report for 8 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 8 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Testing New Wheels for the Moon

In this image from June 2023, an engineer watches a development model rover during a test for NASA’s Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Explor...

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Testing New Wheels for Mars

In this image from June 2023, an engineer watches a development model rover during a test for NASA’s Cooperative Autonomous Distributed Robotic Explor...

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim through a Stellar Soup of Cosmic Confusion! Uranus is pulling a prank, and you're the Starfish!"

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Aquarius Report

"Galactic Update: Aquarius, Time to Embrace Your Inner Alien! Telepathy Not Required, but Tinfoil Hats Optional!"

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Capricorn Report

"Capricorn's Cosmic Comedy: When Saturn Plays Peekaboo and Mars Tries Stand-Up Comedy!"

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Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare Your Hyperdrive for Maximum Overdrive: Galactic Shifts Foretell an Ewok-Level Adventure Ahead!"

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Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week You'll be Dodging Cosmic Bullets Like Neo in the Matrix - Good Luck With The Laundry!"

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Libra Report

"Libra: Prepare for a Cosmic Red Alert! Your Planetary Alignment is as Balanced as a Vulcan Playing Jenga!"

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Virgo Report

"Virgo: Prepare for an 'Illogical' Week of Unexpected Twists, Turns, and Tofu Tuesdays!"

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Leo Report

"Leo, prepare to Roar! Mars is Entering the Neighborhood and it Didn't Bring Cookies!"

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Cancer Report

"Crustaceans, Commence! Cancer, Your Stars are Aligning, but your WiFi is Still Unstable!"

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Gemini Report

"Twins, Unite! Gemini, Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance with Jupiter: Brace Yourself for Extra-terrestrial Two-steps & Sassy Star Showdowns!"

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Taurus Report

"Intergalactic Bull Run: Taurus Takes the Cosmic Bull by the Horns!"

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Aries Report

"Aries, May the Force be with You: Expect a Week of Dodging Imperial Entanglements and Romancing Smugglers!"

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ChipWitch Today for 7 August, 2023

This is Chipwitch Today, your daily source of reliable data upon which you can base your daily practice.

Retrograde Report for 7 August, 2023

Retrograde Report for 7 August, 2023. There are currently 4 planets in retrograde.

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Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Cosmic Sushi Conveyor of Unexpected Twists – Just Don't Forget Your Space Goggles!"

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