"Cancer, Grab Your Shell: Retrograde Rollercoaster Ahead! (Don't Worry, It's More 'Fun House' than 'House of Horrors')"

"Gemini's Twin Stars in Retrograde: Prepare for Twice the Chaos, Double the Fun and an Extra Shot of Espresso!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Mercury Isn't in Retrograde, But Your Wi-Fi Might Be!"

"Aries: Prepare for a Cosmic Salsa Dance as Mars cha-chas into your Sign - Picasso Style!"

"Brace Yourselves Space Cadets, the Moon's Ditching its Libra Balance for Scorpio's Sting - Expect Cosmic Mood Swings!"

Elaborate Passiflora incarnata, or purple passionflower, sit pretty in a field at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on June 13, 2023.

"Pisces, Brace Yourself for Temporal Whirlwinds and Intergalactic Fish Fiestas: Your Universe is About to Get Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey!"

"Aquarius, Beware! Even Aliens Can't Resist Your Charm this Month!"

"Capricorn's Week Ahead: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Administration Errors, Intergalactic Miscommunications, and, Oh Yes, Possibly a Chance of Love, if You're Into That Sort of Thing."

"Sagittarius, This Week: Expect More Twists than a Pretzel at a Yoga Class, With a Side of Cosmic Salsa!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Galaxy of Giggles and a Supernova of Surprises, but Don't Forget to Pack an Umbrella for those Unexpected Meteor Showers!"

"Libra's Balance Beam of Destiny: Space Scales Teetering Toward Cosmic Chaos or Galactic Grooviness?"

"Virgo, Expect a Stellar Week Ahead! Mercury is in Retrograde, So Roll up Your Sleeves and Get Ready for Some Intergalactic Spring Cleaning!"

"Starfleet Alert: Cancer, Prepare for Emotional Wormholes and Intergalactic Crab-Walks of Self-Discovery!"

"Gemini: A Cosmic Comedy of Twins, Planetary Puns, and Retrograde Hijinks!"

"EXTERMINATE... Your Doubts, Taurus! Galactic Shifts Set to Upgrade Your Optimism Circuits!"

"Resistance is Futile, Aries! Mars Aligns with Spock's Eyebrows, Channel Your Inner Klingon for Cosmic Conquests!"

"Pisces, prepare to swim through a cosmic whirlpool this week - Hope you brought your waterproof space goggles!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Retrograde Antics, Alien Invaders and Some Non-essential UFO Sightings!"

"Brace Yourselves, Capricorns! Saturn's Retrograde is About to Make Your Life More Twisted Than a TARDIS Time Loop!"

"Sagittarius, Set Phasers to Fun! An Unexpected Nebula of Nonsense is Approaching Warp Speed in Your Horoscope!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Feel the Force! You're About to Have a Galactic Meltdown...of Good Fortune!"

"Libra: I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore Your Love Life This Week. It's Full of Stars!"

"Virgo, Time to Unleash Your Inner Nerd: Mercury Retrograde Calls for a Star Trek Marathon and Organic Kale Chips!"

"Leo's Lions, Prepare for a Cosmic Catnip Trip! Universe Plays String Theory, Will You Pounce or Snooze?"

"Cancer, Prepare for Galactic Crab Walk: Time to Side-Step into a Universe of Possibility... or Just Avoid Puddles!"

"Binary Stars Alert: Gemini's Cosmic Twins Go Full Borg - Resistance to Fun is Futile!"

"Buckle Up, Taurus! Your Stars Are More Mixed Up Than a Quantum Physics Exam after a Woodstock Reunion!"

"Aries, May the Force be With You: Expect Unexpected Meteors and a Sudden Inclination Toward Light Sabers this Month!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Galaxy of Giggles: Neptune's Aligning to Make Your Life Feel Like an Episode of Stargate!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! The Universe is Sending You More Friend Requests Than a Cat Video on the Internet!"

"Capricorn, Grab Your Snowshoes and Thermos! Your Stars Predict a Blizzard of Change in Your Love Life!"

"Sagittarius, Time to Set Your Phaser to Fun! Cosmic Shenanigans Predicted in Your Star-Sector!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Get Stung by Cosmic Karma: Aliens Approve!"

"Libra, Prepare for a Cosmic Tango as Venus Waltzes into your House - Don't Step on Any Astral Toes!"

"Virgo, Prepare to Align Your Stars and Socks: Unraveling the Quantum Quirks of your Cosmic Laundry Cycle!"

"Leo, expect more drama than a sci-fi convention's cosplay contest. It's time to roar... but please, not in Klingon!"

"Cancer, Brace Yourself! The Universe is Planning a Cosmic Crab Boil and You're the Guest of Honor!"

"Twinsies in Space: Gemini's Planetary Hokey-Pokey Predicts a Cosmic Conundrum of Juggling Jupiter and Mumbling Mercury!"

"Beep Boop Beep! Taurus, You're More Stubborn Than a Wookiee at a Shaving Contest: Your Galactic Forecast Awaits!"

"Brace Yourselves Aries, You're About to Attempt a Temporal Paradox... Or Maybe You Just Forgot Where You Left Your Keys!"

"Brace Yourselves, Moon's Swapping its Neat Freak Virgo Vibes for Libra's Party Pants: It's Less 'Bazinga', More 'Allons-y'!"

"Sun's Moving from Cancer to Leo: I'm Sorry, Crabs, I'm Afraid It's Leo's Time to Shine Now!"

In preparation for the retrieval of the sample return capsule from NASA's OSIRIS-REx mission, recovery teams tour the projected landing ellipse in the...

"Pisces, Brace Yourself for an Astrological Splash Down: Neptune Enters Retrograde, And It's About to Get Soggier Than a Squid's Slumber Party!"

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Aquarius! Your Planetary Alignment is About to Make Things Seriously Groovy!"

"Capricorns, Prepare to Cosmically Bump Into Furniture: Saturn's Taking a Sabbatical and Left You Dancing in the Dark!"

"Sagittarius: Expect Stars to Serve Up Galactic Gumbo of Joy with a Side Dish of Unexpected Quirkiness!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Mercury's in Retrograde, Mars is Sulking, and Uranus Can't Remember Where It Left Its Keys Again!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance Out Your Life: Not Even Your Scales can Handle this Cosmic Overload!"

"Virgo Forecast: Even Xenomorphs Can't Escape Mercury in Retrograde!"

"Leo, Embrace Your Inner Chewbacca This Month: No, I'm Not Lion!"

"Crabby Cancerians, Brace for a Stellar Roll: The Universe Declares It's Your Turn in the Cosmic Sushi Conveyor!"

"Gemini, This Week You'll Feel More Torn Than Vader's Suit After a Lightsaber Mishap: Prepare for a Galactic Dual-Personality Roller Coaster!"

"Where We're Going, Taurus, We Don't Need Roads... But Maybe a Compass for This Crazy Love Life!"

"Aries Ram-Paging Through the Galaxy: The Stars Predict a Cosmic Collision of Stubbornness and Adventure!"

AS11-40-5875 (20 July 1969) -- Astronaut Edwin E. Aldrin Jr., lunar module pilot of the first lunar landing mission, poses for a photograph beside the...

AS11-40-5875 (20 July 1969) -- Astronaut Edwin E. Aldrin Jr., lunar module pilot of the first lunar landing mission, poses for a photograph beside the...

"Pisces, Brace for Impact: Your Emotional Waters are About to Get as Choppy as a Cylon Raider in a Dogfight!"

"Get Ready Aquarius, Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Cause More Waves Than an Agitated Octopus in a Jacuzzi!"

"Capricorn, Your Stars are More Aligned than Scully's Skepticism: Brace for Inexplicable Abundance of Potted Plants!"

"Sagittarius, prepare to dodge black holes of boredom! Your week is set to be as interesting as a Gallifreyan game of chess!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Sting in the Tail as Uranus Retrogrades - Time to Buckle up, Space Hoppers!"

"Libra's Scale of Justice Weighs in on: Love, Life & That Elusive Quantum Physics Equation!"

"Virgo Vibes: It's Time to Clean Up Your Life... and Maybe Your Room Too, Picasso!"

"Leo Forecast: Expect a Lion's Share of Galactic Shenanigans, Nebula Nonsense, and Comet Comedy!"

"Hey Cancer, Buckle Up Kid - Your Stars are About to Do the Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs!"

"Galactic Twins Alert: Gemini's Dual Personality Set to Quadruple Due to Cosmic Interference - Brace for Quadruplets!"

"Taurus, prepare for a cosmic bull run! Uranus has misplaced its spectacles and might confuse you for a china shop!"

"Aries, Ready Your Ramming Speed! Mars is Doing the Cha-Cha and It's About to Turn Your World Upside Down!"

"Brace Yourselves, Universe! The Moon is Ditching its Leo Drama Queen Persona for a Virgo Spreadsheet Party!"

On July 17, 2023, NASA’s four Starling CubeSats successfully deployed after having launched aboard Rocket Lab’s Electron rocket, shown in this image.

"Pisces: Prepare for a Whirlpool of Emotions, or Just Another Tuesday? Universe Says, 'Why Not Both?'"

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Heavy Showers of Cosmic Wisdom and a 100% Chance of Existential Ponderings, Bring Your Galactic Raincoat!"

"Capricorn, Get Your Goats In a Row - Your Planets are About to Play Twister!"

"Oh Dear! Sagittarius, Prepare for a Galactic Shift in Your Star Charts. May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury Sure Isn't!"

"Scorpio, prepare to sting with success this week, but remember - the universe has no concept of 'take-backsies'!"

"Make Libra Great Again: Balance and Harmony to Dominate this Season Like Never Before!"

"Virgo, get ready to recalibrate your circuits as Mercury's in retrograde: expect more cosmic glitches than a Cylon's mainframe!"

"Leo, Prepare to Roar: Your Star-Baked Cosmic Muffins are Ready to Rise!"

"Crabby Cancers, Brace for Cosmic Comedy! The Universe is Tossing Planetary Pies, And You're in the Splash Zone!"

"Gemini, Brace Yourself: Mercury's Doing the Cha-Cha Backwards in Your House...Again!"

"Stomping Towards Serenity: Taurus, Get Ready for a Galactic Bull Run of Cosmic Proportions!"

"Aries, You're Not Stubborn, Just Headstrong: A Galactic Guide for Mars Ruled Ramblers!"

"Pisces, ready your fins! Galactic forecast predicts a wave of Wookiee-sized opportunities, but beware of Sarlacc pit-sized setbacks!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Starry Shenanigans Predict You'll Discover Water on Mars...or at Least in Your Houseplants!"

"Capricorn: Watch Your Hooves! Saturn Might Trip You Up This Month, But Don't Worry, It's Not Because You're a Bad Goat!"

"Sagittarius, Beware! Your Motivational Mars is On a Galactic Coffee Break!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Invisibility Cloak Not Included, But You'll Still Slay This Month!"

"Libra, engage! A Cosmic Balancing Act of Stellar Proportions Awaits, or as I like to call it: 'The Final Frontier of Fairness'!"

"Virgo Alert: Cosmic Clean-Up Crew Deployed! Expect a Nebula's Worth of Order and Precision. Remember, The Universe Doesn't Make Mistakes, Only Happy Little Accidents!"

"Leo's Star Forecast: Even HAL Can't Compute the Amount of Drama This Month!"

"Crabby Cancer, Your Stars Are Aligning – Just Like My Lego Death Star!"

"Van Gogh's Starry Night Has Nothing on Your Week Ahead, Gemini! Prepare to Eclipse Expectations!"

"Aliens Called: They're Redecorating Uranus, So Brace Yourselves Taurus - Your Feng Shui is About to Go Interstellar!"

"Multi-Pass Madness: Aries Rams into the Universe's Shopping Cart - Expect Cosmic French Bread and Star Dust Sprinkles!"

As the International Space Station orbited 259 miles above North Africa, clouds covered the sky. To the bottom right of the image, one of the station'...

One of three specially designed, fully electric, environmentally friendly crew transportation vehicles for Artemis missions sits at Launch Pad 39B at ...

One of three specially designed, fully electric, environmentally friendly crew transportation vehicles for Artemis missions sits at Launch Pad 39B at ...

"Brace Yourselves, Pisces: Pluto's in Retrograde and It's Not Just Your WiFi Acting Fishy!"

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Heavy Showers of Sarcasm and a Chance of Accidental Genius!"

"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Your Stars are Aligning for a Cosmic Comedy!"

"Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster, Sagittarius! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Taking No Prisoners...or Tips!"

"Brace Yourselves, Scorpios! Incoming Galactic Storm of Emotions - Better Stock Up on Comfort Food and Sci-Fi Novels!"

"Libra, Prepare to Balance More Than Just Justice: Mercury is Doing the Cha-Cha in Your 7th House!"

"Virgo, Set Phasers to Organize! Time Warp Afoot for Cosmic Clean-Up Mission!"

"Leo's Forecast: Prepare to Roar as Mercury in Retrograde is More Backwards than My WiFi Connection!"

"Cancer's Cosmic Crabwalk: A Journey of Sideways Success and Starry Shenanigans – Gandalf Might Say You 'Shell' Not Pass, But We Know Better!"

"Double the Fun, Double the Trouble: Gemini's Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride to Quantum Quirkiness!"

"In the Stars, Your Destiny Awaits, Taurus: Might Stub Your Toe, You Will - Use The Force, You Must!"

"Ram On, Aries! Mars is Beaming Red Alert for Spontaneity, Love and Maybe a Sudden Urge to Headbutt Stuff!"

"Moon Ditches Its Crabby Cancer Shell for a Roaring Leo Mane: What a Hairy Situation!"

"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans as Neptune Tangles with Your Wi-Fi Signal!"

"Aquarius, This Week: Even Your Midichlorians Can't Resist Mercury's Retrograde Shenanigans!"

"Capricorn, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Success: Your Planetary Alignments are Looking More Promising than Mulder's Conspiracy Theories!"

"Sagittarius, Shoot for the Stars, but Remember, Gravity's a Downer!"

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect Cosmic Tailwinds, Sudden Sting-ering Realizations, and a Chance of Planetary Chaos!"

"Libra, Set Phasers to Charm! Love is in Your Star Quadrant This Month!"

"Virgo: Time to Engage Warp Drive on Organizing Those Sock Drawers, or Are We Stuck in a Temporal Anomaly Again?"

"Leo Lads and Ladies, Hold onto Your Manes: Cosmic Catnip Conjunctions Cause Catastrophic Charm Overloads!"

"Cancer: Brace Yourself, Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Crazier Than the Cylon Resurrection Ship!"

"Hey Gemini, the Twin Stars Forecast: Double the Trouble or Twice the Fun? Only Your Lightsaber Can Tell!"

"Stubborn as a Taurus? Brace Yourself: Your Love Life Might Turn More Twisted than a Double Helix This Week!"

"Galactic Ram-page Alert: Aries, Your Planets Are in Retrograde and It's NOT Your Fault!"

"Pisces, Prepare to Dive into Intergalactic Emotional Depths: It's Like Atlantis, but With More Feelings and Less Underwater Cities!"

"Time to Put Your Air Sign to Work, Aquarius! Uranus Just Sent an Email Saying You're About to Be as Popular as Wi-Fi in a Black Hole!"

"Capricorn: Your Stars are in Alignment, but Your WiFi Probably Isn't - A Cosmic Giggle from the Universe."

"Sagittarius, brace yourself! Your week will be as unpredictable as a quantum physics experiment conducted by a cat!"

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Celestial Salsa Dance: Mars is Cutting In and Mercury Can't Find Its Left Foot!"

"Libra, Brace Yourselves: Balance is Out, Chaos is In - It's Like Blade Runner Meets Monty Python in Space!"

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Clean-Up: The Universe Declares it's 'Tidy-Up-Time' in Your Life Sector!"

"Cosmic Crabs, Grab Your Tin Foil Hats! Moon-Jupiter Tango Ignites Your Inner Wall-E - It's Recycling Day for Emotions!"

"Binary Sunset Alert! Gemini, Your Planetary Alignment Is More Confused Than an Ewok in a Spacecraft!"

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Even the Probability Drive Can't Predict How Your Week Will Unfold!"

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Having a Worse Day than a Dalek in a Staircase!"

"Hitch a Ride on The Moon's Mood Swing: From Chatty Gemini to Emotional Crab - Resistance is Futile!"

"Fishy Business Ahead: Pisces, Your Planets are Aligning like a Cosmic Sushi Roll!"

"Aquarius, prepare to boldly go where no water-bearer has gone before: Your laundry pile!"

"Capricorn, May the Force Be With Your Ambitions: It's Less About Luck, More About Strategy this Month!"

"Galactic Guffaws Ahead! Sagittarius, Prepare to Shoot Your Cosmic Arrows at the Nebula of Nonsense!"

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Intergalactic Shenanigans Incoming!"

"Libra, Brace Yourself for Inter-Galactic Balance Shift: Even the Scales Have PMS This Month!"

"Virgo Alert: Beware of Mercurial Retrograde Hiccups, Time for a Cosmic Ctrl+Z!"

"Leo, Prepare for Cosmic Hairballs: Your Spectacular Mane Meets a Galactic Hairbrush"

"Cancer: Time to Come Out of Your Shell! The Universe Just Ordered a Cosmic Crab Salad!"